not me

the old adodo can’t come to the phone rn... follow @adodo___

[not me @adodo_]

Dear @nickjonas If i get 10,000 retweets will you come to spring formal with me?? My mom really thinks you're the one for me.

[not me @adodo_]

I just entered for the chance to win (2) front row tickets to @JonasBrothers in NOLA! https://t.co/MXZbUSKevO

[halsey @halsey]

Without Me
October 4th
https://t.co/Tp5pt9cle1

[Rowe Medlin @rowemedlin]

Every time I get in an Uber I jokingly point and shout “follow that car!” like I’m in a movie. The drivers never think it’s funny and my passenger rating is 2.4 but that’s show biz baby

[BasicBlaecGirl.LoL on Bluesky Social @BasicBlaecGirl]

I’ve been dying laughing about this all phuckin day😭😭😭

[halsey @halsey]

Without Me
October 4th

[halsey @halsey]

Come and make a home in me.
Leave your things strewn across the floor, shut the windows to keep out the cold, and throw yourself down onto the sofa with a contented sigh.
These walls are breathing to keep you warm.

[mollie @mollies_follies]

Yeah heartbreak sucks, but have you ever played your favorite song to a friend who didn’t appreciate it?

[Stewart Lockett @stew_lock]

*Wakes up on Game Day*

Me:

[Ole Miss Delta Gamma @olemissdg]

This is the ＨＯＭＥ of the PINK ＋ BLUE !!! We are Delta Gamma ☆☆☆ #olemissdg

[not me @adodo_]

Still true @__davidhunt @joey_impastato

[not me @adodo_]

they are fighting over math omg!!! @joey_impastato @__davidhunt

[James @CaucasianJames]

great weekend. now will someone PLEASE tuck me in

[DAVID DOBRIK @DavidDobrik]

I highly recommend that everyone turns their siblings invisible HAHAHAH

[⛓🦂⛓ @babymetalllll]

me platonically: hello angel, love of my life, i missed u today, did u know i love u & that my heart will never stop beating for u & u alone? i would go to the ends of the earth to make sure that u are taken care of at all times, i would kill for u

me romantically: sup u bitch

[Gina ♡ @VirginiaArlene]

My sister was crying over a boy and my little sis wasn’t having it. “Get up pussy.” 😂

[v @bictorioo]

Leadership kids when someone says the rally was boring or the dance had wack music

[Ariel Williams @arielxwilliams]

Places at Ole Miss Where Reality Is Altered:

-The Square at 12:45am
-Delta Psi late nights
-Hour 11 of RebelTHON
-Roosters when “ABC is out”
-Business Row during elections
-Cookout in the daytime
-When Dixieland Delight plays in the Levee
-Crosby’s lobby before a spring party

[family friendly era @BhadDhad]

it's officially September... you know what that means...

[jacob @labreacock]

passengers on the titanic when they ran out of lifeboats https://t.co/ETRri2i5xY

[mollie @mollies_follies]

If I keep talking loudly about how poor I am around my phone, can I get Instagram’s ad algorithm to start job searching for me?

[Michael McKean @MJMcKean]

Sometimes people say a song made them cry when they mean a song let them cry.