Brandon Toborg

Delightfully awkward since 1981

[Brandon Toborg @adonizer]

My life goal is to work in an office that does the "INTRUDER ALERT" thing should an intruder enter the building. #bondvillain

[Brandon Toborg @adonizer]

@realDonaldTrump is the real life Forest Gump of human misery. Thank you for that quote @LastWeekTonight

[Brandon Toborg @adonizer]

Damnit #delta why don’t you fly to India?

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@realDonaldTrump Thoughts and prayers are not action asshole in chief.

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@realDonaldTrump You mean like your current wife? @FLOTUS

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@realDonaldTrump

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What do you say now, 45? therealdonaldtrump https://t.co/70eBiMXB8Q

[Brandon Toborg @adonizer]

@FLOTUS I bet you were glad @realDonaldTrump was there with you...oh wait. #idiothusband #WorstPresidentEver

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@realDonaldTrump @FLOTUS Good thing you spent the day with her and not elsewhere. #republicanvalues #FamilyFirst

[Brandon Toborg @adonizer]

Watching @billmaher on @RealTimeHBO needing tickets before I move to India. #RETWEEET

[Brandon Toborg @adonizer]

I want to throw my my new $900+ iPhone so hard after seeing this news. But I can't because now I'll never be able to afford a new one.

[Brandon Toborg @adonizer]

@nprpolitics unless it's voting for the leader of the country.

[deray @deray]

I'm tired of people saying that Trump had no ground game. His ground game was white supremacy. He had a ground game & it made an impact.

[Brandon Toborg @adonizer]

@SSmith109 @wnderlustprojct @Ty_Wycoff hopefully in Phuket.

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@Ty_Wycoff lets actually do that. Not even just because that orangutan is the US leader.

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@SSmith109 @wnderlustprojct Mr. Steve, you can crash with @Ty_Wycoff and I.

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@wnderlustprojct @Ty_Wycoff done and done! No joke.

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this, is a president?? https://t.co/osIHh2d3aa

[lauren @lolamariahowell]

apparently deleting emails is much worse than raping multiple girls and being an overall racist, sexist pig #ElectionNight

[Bongani Steven Dhlamini @BonganiStevenD]

#Trump didn't win. Racism won. Sexism won. Hate won. Lack of education won.

#ElectionNight #ElectionNight

[Brandon Toborg @adonizer]

@post_subhuman I feel you man. This sucks.

[Chelsea Peretti @chelseaperetti]

This is disgusting and truly demoralizing the message it sends. Goodnight