Patrick

I was in charge of the Peppy grill for five minutes. Crow Enthusiast. Bird Up.

[Patrick @AdoptedPatrick]

@usabasketball @Khris22m When you miss four free throws in a row

[Indy Fuel @IndyFuel]

ARE YOU FEELING IT NOW, MR KRABS????

[Patrick @AdoptedPatrick]

@bradsoendlin Photographs and memories👌

[Danny DeVito @DannyDeVito]

Your shrine honors me. My heart is filled with love and garbage.Tomorrow, as you may know, is my name day. Do something that makes you feel good. Above all be kind to each other. Pick up trash, recycle, and be aware of plastics in the ocean. https://t.co/UER6uZY886

[Patrick @AdoptedPatrick]

@MavHough @KShee24 Washing an item of that size would really be difficult

[Patrick @AdoptedPatrick]

@MavHough @KShee24 Bring back handkerchiefs

[Indiana Pacers @Pacers]

After bruising his knee against Milwaukee and missing Saturday's game, @Dsabonis11 is ready to roll tonight in Minnesota.

More from this morning's game day shootaround ⤵️ https://t.co/MJIEByY69D

[Patrick @AdoptedPatrick]

@ochocinco Thought you were gonna back up to midfield

[Potbelly Sandwich Works @Potbelly]

boss: how are we going to sell the new mint brownie cookies?

me: they taste sort of like big, soft, brownie thin min-

boss: DON’T

me: what

boss: they’ll sue us

me: (picturing tiny lawyers with sashes) awww

[The Onion @TheOnion]

EPA To Drop 'E,' 'P' From Name https://t.co/OEu5hjxmr9

[Patrick @AdoptedPatrick]

@OSMRE @Interior @NationalMining Which four companies?

[Big Cat @BarstoolBigCat]

Seriously Collinsworth, why?

[The Onion @TheOnion]

Proud Species Commits Suicide Rather Than Be Driven To Extinction By Humans https://t.co/DcqmguTIwk

[Patrick @AdoptedPatrick]

🐍🐍🐍@mwags99 @teaganshaw11

[Scott @bonnett_scott]

.@Pirates Pablo Reyes with his 1st #MLB hit. Welcome to The Show.

[Patrick @AdoptedPatrick]

For ants?

[Bloomberg Originals @bbgoriginals]

Uber has announced the 5 finalist countries where it will launch its International Uber Elevate program:

1. Japan
2. India
3. Australia
4. Brazil
5. France

[Patrick @AdoptedPatrick]

@MikeHazeGaming

[Big Stack Dibbles Jr. @collinhewett17]

⚽️🐯

[Patrick @AdoptedPatrick]

Looks like a dongle

[Kingston Technology @kingstontech]

“A device like this can mitigate or eliminate the need for dongles…”

[The Onion @TheOnion]

Andrew Luck Vows To Bring Indianapolis Fans Another Great Pizza Ad https://t.co/Obs3FPyu7t

[Patrick @AdoptedPatrick]

MAD ANTS😡🐜