Lisa 🦋

❤️‍🩹

[Amro Ali @_amroali]

I’m getting tired of the “Mamdani was 9 years old when the 9/11 attacks happened” defense.

Yeah. And even if he’d been 42 years old, that still wouldn’t mean he had anything to do with 9/11.

[The journey of A Christian lady @ThejourneyofACL]

I hope you get a “Taaaadada!" from God
this week🥹

[Captain Obvious™️ @TheFungi669]

The day that Trump dies should not be a national holiday.

It should be an international holiday.

[Big Timi @OrevaZSN]

That “New driver please be patient” sticker on your car means absolutely nothing to me. You merged onto the freeway. You’re one of us now. Lock in.

[jardelito @jardelito]

Primeira vez que eu vejo o Word e o Excel dançando

[Empress Ade @cessadelove1]

He didn’t say maybe. He said, “No weapon formed against you shall prosper.” (Isaiah 54:17)

[strawbunny babydoll ˚ʚ♡ɞ˚ @strawbunnybisou]

a deeply underrated face card omg

[jovan @ehjovan]

greys anatomy is very useless for medical information but it was very helpful when my grandpa had his stroke sunday cuz i was in the ER like “HAS ANYONE DONE A CT HE FELL DOWN ON HIS HEAD” when i got there and they in fact hadnt done a CT and he had a brain bleed so thanks derek

[tati ꫂৎ @inukaggs]

high as fuck forgot this was the best song ever made

[PUP. @ItsJustPup]

He's proving that it IS actually possible for a politician to not be a completely worthless parasite.

[Amelia @amelia_tweetz]

NYC banning AI in schools is exactly the kind of thing I want to see. Keep the teachers. Keep the books. Let kids actually learn how to think, write, and solve problems instead of outsourcing everything to AI. Education should make kids smarter, not more dependent.

[No filter Skin @NoFilterSkin]

A hill I will die on: The majority of the mental health crisis is caused by jobs, poverty and working conditions.

[🐒 @catmilfs]

Kenzie got attacked more for being the "female sincere" than sincere got for... being the actual sincere😭😭😭😭😭😭

[Epic🧚 @AQSa1723]

You’re outraged a 12-year-old got an abortion.
You’re silent that a grown man impregnated a 12-year-old. Your priorities are the problem.

[Dr. Simon @goddek]

Why am I paying taxes on my paycheck… then sales tax just to spend that money… then income tax on money that’s already been taxed… then property tax on land I bought with taxed money after paying sales tax on it… then vehicle tax just to drive to work… gas tax to fill the tank… energy tax to keep the lights on… death tax when I die… and God help me if I try to save any cash, because they’ll just inflate that away too.

[Marlene Robertson🇨🇦 @marlene4719]

Absolutely fucking brilliant.

[🦢 @damnidc__]

Wait. So a woman in the military was raped by her commanding officer, because he used his key to sneak into her quarters, and a judge just decided that being raped was "one of her duties" and declared it a workplace accident??????????
Who the fuck is this judge? How does one even come to that conclusion??

[forever me. @BIGPURPLEBABY]

becuase you really do have to wonder what that botch Jolene looked like if Dolly was coming like this 😭

[queen bruv. @EustaciaLondon]

what’s next the president of the US??

[Stephen King @StephenKing]

Also fuck your Lake America. This is Twitter and that lake is Ontario.