Beth L. Fenidate

been here too long but it’s too late to quit now

[Beth L. Fenidate @adoringqueens1]

Dominos signing me out in the middle of ordering and not letting me sign back in is NASTY I wanted my 10 points

[Beth L. Fenidate @adoringqueens1]

@SamGreszes Forgot to document but this weekend I did 140mg of a mix of live resin/rosin + cbn and it did a whole lotta nothing lmao

[Beth L. Fenidate @adoringqueens1]

Uber is making me late for work for the first time, shame on me I guess for ordering an hour early for a 30 minute drive and thinking I’d arrive on time 🙃🙃🙃

[joey @joboduj]

sorry bro i cant make it i've got naptime with my cat at 4:00 pm sharp

[Beth L. Fenidate @adoringqueens1]

Ppl who do extreme couponing and sell their extra stuff instead of donating it feel icky to me, like u got that shit for basically free, why are u selling it for 25% off store price??

[Beth L. Fenidate @adoringqueens1]

StubHub using this decade old BOTS photo is killing me lmao

[Beth L. Fenidate @adoringqueens1]

@north0fnorth Ugh stunning, I was just in Boulder last weekend and the views never get old

[Kattoo King @SimplyKattoo]

The alcohol in a martini should be enough to kill the parasite in my ceasar salad, and then I'll pair it with fries, which are safe

[Erin Durkin @erinmdurkin]

Yeah guys everything’s fine, it’s just mid-July and you can’t breathe the air or eat a salad.

[Beth L. Fenidate @adoringqueens1]

Had to watch soccer with my inlaws but mcr was playing at the beginning #iktr

[ruby @emophringe]

PINOF 1 KISS IS REAL

[Beth L. Fenidate @adoringqueens1]

How does one dress for your father in laws funeral when it’s 100° out…asking for a friend

[Beth L. Fenidate @adoringqueens1]

My nail tech bestie started offering me matching toe press ons for my sets, im boutta be INSUFFERABLE

[Groby @groby5000000]

We got swamp ass tomorrow

[27. @dimvji]

having an intrusive thought and shaking my head to show the mind readers i don't approve

[Keegs @lordesghoul]

There’s a chicago-wide conspiracy to walk slow in front of me

[𐙚 ̊ @ultrblvd]

― Sylvia Plath, The Unabridged Journals

[emmy @skrunkitup]

how it's been kinda

[Beth L. Fenidate @adoringqueens1]

TADC characters all living in St. Louis let’s goooooooooooooooooooo