A Dork and His Pork

Epistolary Novelist. AirBNB Hosts Describe him as 'Polite, Neat, Quiet, and welcome to return anytime.'

[A Dork and His Pork @adorkandhispork]

And then she makes the mistake of challenging me to a game of Ms. Pac-Man.

[Jo @JoJoFromJerz]

Dear Ma & Pa MAGA,

donald trump didn’t lower your taxes. He didn’t get your roads fixed or your bridges built. He didn’t get you healthcare coverage, lower the price of your prescriptions, decrease the deficit, end the opioid crisis, revive the coal industry, he didn’t make “covid disappear”, didn’t make Mexico “pay for the wall”, he didn’t “put America First” and he sure as hell didn’t “drain the swamp”.
So when you say he “fought for you”, you mean he validated your hate.
Because he didn’t do a goddamn thing for you other than that.

He hates who you hate.
And sadly, that’s all you think you need.

[Robert Reich @RBReich]

Let’s be clear: “No one is above the law” is only true if we make it so. Holding our leaders accountable is vital to maintaining trust in our legal system, and the survival of our democracy itself.

[A Dork and His Pork @adorkandhispork]

@fonzette The Wuxtry! not that you need another record store, but if you're there for a few days it's well worth a visit.

[Patton Oswalt @pattonoswalt]

💯💯💯💯💯💯💯💯

[MeidasTouch @MeidasTouch]

We don’t want Donald Trump to go to prison because we disagree with him politically.

We want Donald Trump to go to prison because he is a criminal.

[Kate 🪬🤍🇺🇸 @ImSpeaking13]

To prepare for Trump’s arrest and MAGA riots Tuesday, our ANTIFA meeting will be split into 4 breakouts based on your woke focus.

-Indoctrination
-Gas stove removal
-Sightseeing
-Magnetism for mind control

GS will beam coordinates when it is time. Bring your own fucking snacks.

[Alex Zielinski @alex_zee]

Reencountered this photo I took over a decade ago, which embodies everything about Portland in 2012.

[A Dork and His Pork @adorkandhispork]

@mattsledge immediate unfollow.

[Rachel Bitecofer 🗽🦆 @RachelBitecofer]

🚨 BREAKING: Location for Trump Presidential Library revealed 🚨

[Robert Reich @RBReich]

Reminder: Billionaires are not “self-made.” They’re made via a combination of inherited wealth, government subsidies, tax loopholes, labor exploitation, and policy failures.

Can we stop perpetuating a myth that blames the wealth gap on the choices of everyday Americans?

[Rachel Bitecofer 🗽🦆 @RachelBitecofer]

Once our fascism problem becomes 'obvious', it'll be too late to stop it.

Pass it on.

[Washington State Dept. of Natural Resources @waDNR]

Good morning to everyone except people who trample a meadow of rare flowers to get 12 likes on Instagram

[Curtis Sittenfeld @csittenfeld]

Whenever people tell me not to overthink something, I wonder how it is they imagine that novels get written

[James Everett #JailTheOrangeMan @JSEveret]

Think how McConnell refusing to seat Garland on the SCOTUS has ultimately changed the trajectory of this country.

[Robert Reich @RBReich]

America doesn’t have a labor shortage. There is a living wage shortage, a hazard pay shortage, a child care shortage, a paid sick leave shortage, and a health care shortage.

[Mig Greengard 🇺🇸🇦🇷 @chessninja]

Why does it always seem like all these "rational contrarian centrist libertarians" are one CBD-infused Diet Coke away from telling the world how much harder things are for straight white men in America? Strange.

[A Dork and His Pork @adorkandhispork]

Horrifying. Thanks for sharing (and hi from snowy Portland)

[Dr. Caitlyn Perry Dial @caitlynPdial]

My yard sign has arrived!

[Rachel Bitecofer 🗽🦆 @RachelBitecofer]

Dear Rural Voters,
When Republicans call Democrats 'Big Gov Libs' what they mean is Democrats want to keep poisoned trains from exploding in your small town.
Pass it on.