The Train

I miss the old me

[The Train @adraycatman]

Piping a drive right down the center of the fairway

[tendollar @tendollardanny]

there’s no male equivalent of the thing where a girl posts a selfie and a bunch of other girls compliment her

[KalebBurgh Steelers @SteelersWin109]

WAIT WHO IS PLAYING RUNNING BACK WITH THE FIRST TEAM

[SleeperNFL @SleeperNFL]

De’Zhaun Stribling really stole Jauan Jennings lunch money

[The Train @adraycatman]

People find it hard to believe it when I tell them I actually never won any of the track records at my high school

[The Train @adraycatman]

set……HUT

[The Train @adraycatman]

Unless you’re a child or elderly, you shouldn’t be touching dumbbells under 45lbs

[The Train @adraycatman]

Do you respect me?

[The Train @adraycatman]

Stribling bout to BLOW UP

[Coach Yac 🗣 @Coach_Yac]

Albert Breer on De'Zhaun Stribling:

“In the couple days leading up to the draft I’ll start to get some names that it’s like 'Whoa, where’d that come from?', or a coach or front office person will ask me 'Hey, what have you heard about where this guy is going?', and Stribling was one of those guys and I think if people knew of some of the people I was talking to that were asking me about Stribling, you would probably look at him a little differently.”

Breer gives a great breakdown on why the 49ers took Stribling at pick 33

[Ian Hartitz @Ihartitz]

The world one week ago:

What the hell is a De'Zhaun Stribling?

The world today:

If you took the best parts of Brandon Aiyuk, Deebo Samuel, Jesus, and Jerry Rice — you'd have De'Zhaun Stribling

[MLFootball @MLFootball]

TRENDING: San Francisco #49ers second-round pick De’Zhaun Stribling college highlights from when he was at Ole Miss.

Which legendary wide receiver does he remind you of…?

🧐🧐🧐

[. @J0nesToChina]

Idk what the beef is for but Jeremiah Smith and Carnell Tate ain’t reaching these levels https://t.co/UzQbYSYvDC

[turbomander @turbomander]

I heard they’re reforming the dawnguard. Vampire hunters or something, in the old fort near Riften. Might sign up myself.

[Jon Gruden @BarstoolGruden]

Let’s go, Will! Show ‘em what you got!!

[The Train @adraycatman]

Prime rib sucks

[The Train @adraycatman]

What do I look like?

[m ✰ @mar3uss]

I used to get so mad when Ben 10 didn’t use the aliens I liked

[one dozen rats at a keyboard @PanasonicDX4500]

“CEO of Hot Pockets ™ says that ‘most, if not all’ meals will be fully replaced with Hot Pockets ™ within the next 12 to 18 months”

[The Train @adraycatman]

#NewProfilePic

[The Train @adraycatman]

Tighten up