*kid bouncing ball in hall*
Dad: stop that or you'll get in trouble by the lady.
Kid: what lady?
*Dad gestures to me as I step out of the office*
*kid gasps*
Walked into county market earlier and was met with 3 teeny tiny girl scouts who asked in unison if I would buy cookies and support them. Who am I to say no? #lemoncookiesarethebest
Basketball practice in the gym. Bored lil sibs of the players keep trying to sneak past my office. At what point do I go out there & give stealth tips?