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🇩🇴 . my shrink dont know what to think

[Tierra Whack @TierraWhack]

you're closer to breaking through than breaking down*

[critter @BecomingCritter]

this is what actresses with zero botox can do

[JMSN @iamjmsn]

My first gold record but I ain’t paying to have it certified so here’s the invoice haha

love yall!

[kenneth blume @kennybeats]

I have just been informed that

Jesus Is The One (I Got Depression)

is an RIAA GOLD certified single

@zackfox

[ᵕ̈ ᵕ̈ ᵕ̈ @beenhavnk]

Real niggas wear women deodorant

[. @mrw1sconsin]

The hoes went from sundresses to John cena jorts. Worst timeline ever.

[Teller Bank$ / 𐕣 𐕣 𐕣 / Marion Wood$ @Teller_Banks357]

When I pull up to the function with 5 racially ambiguous strippers remember that I wanted a wife first

[Spectre @spectre0799]

On Sight but the beat is Hollaback Girl

[𝓜𝓪𝓽𝓽 ✈️ @mldiffley]

There’s nothing worse than hearing people at work who don’t know ball talk sports

[mo @knownasmo_]

#AreYouWithUsOrAreYouAFuckNigga

[pomni from fortnite @fortnitepomni]

bored so im gonna tell someone w BPD that im walking on eggshells around them

[Reggie James @HipCityReg]

It’s cool to care

[bobby @bobbylikesbeers]

saw a photo of my ex and she gained 100 pounds

[er✩stus @EARTHM0VERRR]

Tried replying fast gimmick and got ghosted

[Justin @KssnHerPanties]

"u hate me" startin to

[Juvy @JuvyWicks]

LMFAOOOOOOOOO

[Skores @Skores9q]

These are our founding fathers

[Chip ❗️ @chipskylarp]

This shit is killing me

[sarّ @saturn3tar]

Was what we had real or cake