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[F.O.L.A @folaoftech]

They hired a referee to keep developers in check.🤣

[Josh Pate @JoshPateCFB]

Here's how we will crown a national champion January 1st while saving bowl season and fixing the recruiting/portal calendar issue

From the desk of the future CFB Commissioner...

[t’es woke toi ! 🇵🇸 @teswoketoi]

WENT TO MY FRIENDS PLACE AND HE HAS THE THING…..

[AndrewMohawk⁽ⁿᵘˡˡ⁾ @AndrewMohawk]

The future of mankind

[🥋 @cosgeyyy]

water bottle leaking in your bag is a top 10 worst experience

[Warchant.com @Warchant]

Tony White felt "humbled" to be at Doak Campbell Stadium yesterday.

"The feeling in the air, man."

More from @FSUFootball's DC:

https://t.co/x91CFXtZ7m

[AKIN-MADE @bibzyCarter]

People don't think about you as much as you'll like to believe.

No one cares man.

[Vixen: a shrewish, ill-tempered woman @DonE_girlie]

Nothing makes me hate capitalism more than paying to park

[hope hopes hoping @hopes_revenge]

gf says because we got chinese yesterday we can’t get it again today. i don’t think that makes sense . they do it in china all the time

[MONALISA ❤️ @naytholo]

On my way to HR again for nicknaming my coworker "Mastercard" because they take credit for other people's work.

[The Hood Therapist @OhhMar24]

Getting a 4th down stop in a close game and seeing 5th & 4 after would get me evicted

[Job Security @21Naija]

You right on all three counts

[Juice @DustyWhoads]

Living with monks to KG. Goku ain't train like this

[Garima @btwn_dimensions]

This is one of the most profound pieces of philosophy I’ve ever come across. The idea that our limitations are the very means through which we access the world is stunning. I need to start reading Merleau-Ponty soon.

[✰🧃 @AddictKE_]

The iPhone alarm is so effective that you wake up before it goes off so you don't have to listen to such an unbearable noise

[stressed @onlystresstoday]

Lord, remove any laziness from my body and push me to my full potential the rest of this year.

[cig @cignewtons_]

Mom just gets it.