Adrian Says

These are things Adrian has said... yes, really.

[Adrian Says @Adrian_says_]

Me: When am I going to see you again?
Adrian: When the wind blows...
*pours water into the sink dramatically*

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I also didn't know how to spell my middle name till seventh grade...I spelled it with two A's and then saw on a report card it was spelled with an E

[Adrian Says @Adrian_says_]

I didn't learn my brother's real name until I was in seventh grade

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yeah, you don't want to want to eat ham hocks...I learned that the hard way

[Adrian Says @Adrian_says_]

man I forgot to freeze my ham hocks, I have to throw them all away now

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"All the pizzas we ate in college...I still haven't recovered"

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Hey you got a 4.2 [gpa] you can eat your lunch now

[Adrian Says @Adrian_says_]

Since we’re all one with nature right now, should we change our names?

[Adrian Says @Adrian_says_]

*takes a bite of avocado toast*
Oh, I don’t like that at all. I should have known, I hate avocado. I just thought it would be different on toast.

[Adrian Says @Adrian_says_]

It may be kind of hard because it’s out of season, but turtle racing?
... It’s a summer sport

[Adrian Says @Adrian_says_]

One time my dad ate two boxes of cheeze-its in one day.

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2️⃣4️⃣ 🎉 @ErinAujanee

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Yo I need to do more illegal stuff

[Alexis Colvin @alexiscolvin2]

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I told my mom we're gonna cut eating green production by 25%

[Melissa Oliveros @moneymodoe]

Happy Birthday @Adrian_says_

[Adrian Says @Adrian_says_]

You can't have fun, you can't be cool.

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I'm from San Diego originally, but I'm in the Bay Area now, but there's a lot of bays in San Diego

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I ate a bunch of cheese popcorn and I have no napkins to wipe...I can't do anything right now

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Everyone says they keep it one hunnit, but don't really keep it one hunnit; but Kelli Clark does (@kelcclark)