Alexis Colvin

if there's one thing you should know about me, it's that I'm really good at making twitter bios.

[Paige Moskowitz @paigemoskowitz]

my roommate and I have started texting each other like democratic fundraising messaging

[Andrew Nadeau @TheAndrewNadeau]

Terrified to visit my girlfriend’s small town for the holidays because I’m a workaholic from a big city and everyone keeps trying to teach me the true meaning of Christmas.

[Jarett Wieselman @JarettSays]

This is the funniest fucking thing I've ever seen.

Kudos to Nathan Fielder and Emma Stone and A24 for this 24 hour turn-around.

[nathan fielder @nathanfielder]

Tomorrow!

[Alexis Colvin @alexiscolvin2]

@stu_turton my friend & i have our own little book club for your books lol and we keep convincing everyone around us to read them! so so so excited for this.

also i saw a trailer for a show called "murder at the end of the world" and thought your book was also becoming a show but sadly no

[You can run, but you can't hide @carminelaguzio]

Me on October 1st:

[A24 @A24]

Construction is complete. The Curse teaser drops tomorrow

[Alexis Colvin @alexiscolvin2]

@kaylaxrachel girlllll not strong enough is my top song on EVERY playlist

[Alexis Colvin @alexiscolvin2]

@ErinAujanee i was sad about it not being phoebe waller bridge anymore but im not mad about this

[Ben Rosen @ben_rosen]

wait this is what the willy wonka prequel is about?

[izzy @spidermannwh]

this is still the funniest carpet interview i’ve ever seen anyone give

[Alexis Colvin @alexiscolvin2]

@kaylacoyne_ kayla….👵

[Rajat Suresh @rajat_suresh]

Said some things that needed to be said about diversity at the roundtable this year #SorryNotSorry

[Kyle Buchanan @kylebuchanan]

This is the first time that anyone who directed the “Turn Down for What” music video has ever won an Oscar

[no context nathan @NathanForYouOoC]

#InternationalWomensDay

[Alexis Colvin @alexiscolvin2]

@kaylacoyne_ @kelcclark @moneymodoe is the hater smh

[Alexis Colvin @alexiscolvin2]

@kaylacoyne_ i got it - it was ghostface

[riley from hivemind @RileyJohnSavage]

this flight’s about to be a movie 🔥