Adrian Slade

[Kiana Mai 🌹 @kianamaiart]

his gofundme hasn't reached its goal yet! donate if you can (link in thread)

[Adrian Slade @adrian_slade]

@djchrisstyles ay what was that lit Spanish song u played last night during ur set around 9:23pm mountain time lol

[Jordan Weiss @jordanrweiss]

I don't trust anyone who was popular in high school

[Jordan Weiss @jordanrweiss]

People who rush into elevators before letting anyone out, you guys are my favorite

[Hopatcong Anaconda @HopatcongBoa]

Hiding

[Adrian Slade @adrian_slade]

@sallisksladey that strange time of year again when we're only 1 year apart in she

[Adrian Slade @adrian_slade]

@sallisksladey i "accidentally" swatted a screaming indonesian toddler with my snake hook last night

[Adrian Slade @adrian_slade]

@sallisksladey "hey Sally"

[Adrian Slade @adrian_slade]

@sallisksladey man sitting next to me on the airplane just saw this

[Adrian Slade @adrian_slade]

@sallisksladey dabs for days!! #erlgurls #stonerbabes dab life!!!

[Adrian Slade @adrian_slade]

@UberFacts not an uber fact, just a palindrome

[MindBlown @mindblown]

The guy in High School Musical who said "I play the cello" was arrested for robbing a pizza place at gunpoint

[CAT MARNELL @cat_marnell]

PRESSURE

[CAT MARNELL @cat_marnell]

YOU SMOKE UR CIGAREATTES DOWN TO THE BONE

[Jezebel @Jezebel]

Cleaning lady tosses art worth $13k because she thought it was trash http://t.co/HCsgjB8OQK

[Adrian Slade @adrian_slade]

...I'm not donating money so you can continue overpopulating the world. FUCKING ADOPT you selfish ignorant bitch

[Adrian Slade @adrian_slade]

being solicited to watch a high-class begging kickstarter video for fertility treatments by a high school alum

[Man Candy @ManCandyHQ]

yum

[Adrian Slade @adrian_slade]

This is why I love animals more than humans http://t.co/k9YwhjPcAR

[ScHoolboy Q @ScHoolboyQ]

Bout to pop up at a USC frat party