Odge Podge 🌝

| surfs up puts me in a good head space | | | |🌱🥕🪴✨luv the wubz 🔊👽☮️

[Wisconsin Sass @WisconsinSass]

Once, a guy fucked the crease between my thigh and labia, thinking he was in my vagina, and when he finished he asked if I got off. I had to break it to him that he just fucked my leg. This is what I think of when men act like they’re equipped to make laws about women’s bodies.

[𝐁𝐞𝐤𝐬 @antifaoperative]

The Uvalde police lied about a teacher leaving the door open.

[la coyota @dovethedivine]

why does America put income caps on disabled people but not billionaires

[Skoog @Skoog]

“you’re quiet” yeah im just trying to gauge how weird i can be in this new social situation

[blessed ess ☻ @esssdabest]

message for aries, leo, sagittarius :

[kemi @kemimarie]

one of my most life changing realizations was that i actually love being taken care of. i love ease. i love help. i love doing nothing and i prefer it over working excessively hard.

[DJ EMPRESS SINALYSS @JUPITERMOVESME]

“Bigger dreams call for healthier habits and healthier habits require more self discipline.”

[ANASTASIA @LIBRAVUITTON]

still proud

[G 💗 @miz_gizzy]

A dog's sigh is so hilarious because wth is stressing you my G ?!?!?

[ASTROELEANOR | Astrologer @astroeleanor]

the most affected zodiac signs by tomorrows eclipse are SAGITTARIUS, Gemini, Virgo and Pisces. expect major new beginnings to take place in your life!

[JAZM!N ✿ @jazmintheegreat]

HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO ALL MY SAGITTARIUS BABES; YOU’RE SO HOT & FUNNY & FUN! ILY. YOU DESERVE ALL THAT IS GOOD IN THIS WORLD & MORE.

[🧚🏽‍♀️ 𝔭𝔞𝔯𝔢𝔢𝔫𝔞.𝔢𝔱𝔥 🧚🏽‍♀️ @pareenasumbli]

rest in peace princess diana, i know you would have loved pete davidson

[nikki bikki @nikkiii_x0]

Imagine trying to explain “meet under dino butthole after x” to a normal person.

[Alexis • pinned tweet @Amusedbyalexis]

One perk of being an adult is not having to go to church for two hours every Sunday fuck that

[❀ @yanayanayanaa]

the moon shifting from gemini to cancer