Thrilled And Bored

jack of all trades, master of none, cruelty-free, drug-free, judgement-free, unconcerned, but not indifferent.

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I like how in action movies everyone just knows how to drive a boat.

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@HarleyM23237136 You know what’s kept me from being dragged from my door to a FEMA camp? The total absence of FEMA camps to be dragged to.

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@kylekinane @AndyRichter Doesn’t Harley know there aren’t any funny conservative comedians?

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@RonFilipkowski I have pictures of Bigfoot. You can’t see them, but I assure you, I HAVE them. And as long as there are no follow up questions, they are undeniable proof that Bigfoot exists. But you can’t see them!

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@TheLeadCNN @ddale8 Whoa whoa whoa slow down! You’re saying Trump lied!? In front of a camera!? To people!? Who would have thunk it?

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@damn_elle Sweet day-maker… 🖤

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@yasisalek Have you watched The Commish though?

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@yasisalek I trust @DSANDDURGA and that’s all.

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@damn_elle Not asking for it doesn’t mean it wasn’t needed.

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@Super70sSports Let’s be honest, Rollie Fingers was crushing ass with the Padres, serving primo mustache rides and there was no room for Lil’ Willie.

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@JamesUrbaniak upon reflection of your @SleepWithCelebs interview, could your Crawling memory not be a dream, or a pure memory, but a combination of dream and PHOTOGRAPHY to create a memory? I’ve found this to be true in some of my memories.

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@PAPPADEMAS @yasisalek I’m so stoked to see them in Chicago!

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@SleepWithCelebs @johnmoe @JamesUrbaniak I wish more people talked about Dave Made A Maze…

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I’ve been wandering this internet hellscape for 14yrs… Why?#MyTwitterAnniversary

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What the world needs now is for Jon Brion to cover The Lovin’ Spoonful’s Darling, Come Home Soon.

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@AldermanTabares @ChicagosMayor @cpdmemorial @FOP7Chicago @royalpratt @Chicago_Police 13 yr olds are still children regardless of their lifestyle. And many children, given the opportunity to survive, grow up and learn and evolve. This feels a little bit like race-baiting, so please be more thoughtful about how you talk about these issues.

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@yasisalek Something is up today, I already choked up four times at:
1. Mrs. Davis
2. The mention of queer joy in regards to the music of @AhliMusic
3. Remembering a dream where my son snuggled with me.
4. @abreezeclayton talking about her faith in the future on @PodSaveAmerica

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@yasisalek @harvilla If by “perform” you mean hang out with me, then yes.

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Don’t turn Twitter into a streaming platform, @elonmusk, it’s one thing to have to read your shitty unfunny tweets but having to come here and listen to your dumb voice would be an assault on more senses than it’s worth.
Kindly unveil the beauty that silence brings.

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@finbarro @RonFilipkowski He’s always been married to the money.