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no i'm not gonna insert pretentious stuff about myself here thanks he/him

[Terminally Online Leftist 🥂 @terminallyOL]

my grandma reveals that i am the smartest and most handsomest boy

[ettingermentum @ettingermentum]

If it’s Spain v. Argentina they should award the third place spot to Cape Verde

[Madrid Xtra @MadridXtra]

No ball in play.

Not even a yellow.

[ItzCarlos @Balatreado]

Ningún equipo le pudo ganar a Cabo Verde en 90 minutos en todo el mundial

[サッカー速報-Football GPT- @football_gpt]

ワールドカップの全歴史、1930年から2026年までを通して、無敗の国一覧：

🇨🇻 カーボベルデ

以上。

[4quest.❤️🔱🖤 @thinkpiecetribe]

The New York Post treats Zohran Mamdani like how J. Jonah Jameson treats Spider-Man lmao

[🏃🏽‍♂️💨 @adrianmathew_]

@Manu_Sisti @NavalismHQ Claude

[Kai Schwemmer @KaiSchwemmer]

Trump be like:

I’m going Nuke Iran on the count of three! Three… two… one and half… one and a quarter…

[Rusty B 🎭 @RustyBComedian]

There’s a moment in this clip where you can practically see Myron Gaines shrink in real time, his bravado evaporating as Louis Theroux calmly dismantles his views on monogamy.

Then comes the awkward recovery attempt: dismissing his girlfriend and telling her to clean the room, trying to reassert control, but the moment’s already passed. The mask slipped, the room saw it, and the “alpha” act suddenly looked very small.

[Axios @axios]

It's the terminally online news junkies who are detached from the actual reality.

We've been manipulated by algorithms and politicians amplifying the worst of humanity. Our feeds and screens spread a twisted, inaccurate view of America.

[Leo | Phalanx Labs @SpartanPsyche]

Your nervous system doesn’t need a five-year plan. It needs stability. One meal. One clean night. One good sleep. Momentum is built when you reduce chaos. Don't aim for forever. Aim for today, and let repetition do what motivation can’t.

[Rev. Benjamin Cremer @Brcremer]

Beware of any Christian movement that demands the government be an instrument of God's wrath but never a source of God's charity, mercy, or compassion.

[• يمنى♡• @yumnah_elkhabir]

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[Axios @axios]

💥 No president in the modern era has ordered more military strikes against as many different countries as Donald Trump.

He's attacked 7 nations, three of which had never been targeted by U.S. military strikes. He authorized more individual air strikes in 2025 than Biden did in four years. https://t.co/pHeAkNN4PY

[Sam G @ItsSamG]

I only wish I possessed the level of naivety required to believe that the US and Israel are attacking Iran to save the Iranian people

[Poorly Aged Things @PoorlyAgedStuff]

this is getting ridiculous

[blue @bluewmist]

i'm a big fan of the "gps theory" when you miss a turn, your gps doesn't judge you, it recalculates. no matter how many detours you take, it finds another way forward. life works like that too. you'll make mistakes, but your destination doesn't vanish. the route just changes.

[fareed @it_is_fareed]

My entire net worth is in third order Rapture derivatives. If the chance of “the chance of “the chance of the Rapture exceeds 5%” exceeds 5%” exceeds 5%, i lose my house

[Hand Banana @__hand_banana]

The year is 2026. Two federal agents named Ochoa and Gutierrez shoot a white Midwestern guy open-carrying. You'll never guess which political coalitions line up on each side.