Dear lady at Petsmart: you can call me fat and ugly... but one thing you cannot do is call MY DOG fat and ugly. Someone tell Murphy he’s cute I think she hurt his feelings
I’m going to give 10 random people who retweet this tweet $10,000 EACH! You must be following @Pulte and me so we can dm you if you win $10,000! Ends in 72 hours, will show proof ❤️
There’s no crying in baseball, but there will be tears of joy now that Portillo’s is sliding into its new home base of Westfield, IN, near the entrance to @GrandParkSports! Sign up for a chance to attend a FREE meal & to receive updates on our development! https://t.co/3zX4BOdURe
It's so sad how I'm spending my early 20s dreaming of financial stability like "WOW imagine being able to live in a one bedroom apartment"...... as if that's not the bare fucking minimum we all deserve
This is August. She was born on April 24, 2000. That’s right, she just turned 20, making her the oldest known golden retriever in the world. She’s received so many good girl noggin pats over the years her color has been rubbed off. We’re giving Augie the incredibly rare... 15/10
News Flash: Your body can be full of cancer and if there is a video showing you getting shot in the chest and bleeding to death, the cancer didn’t kill you, the hemorrhagic shock did. I don’t care what underlying conditions Mr. Floyd had. He had one cause of death—Derek Chauvin.