A senior doctor, who I trust implicitly, tells me the fastest way to spread Coronavirus is to assemble large quantities of toilet rolls together. If you buy too much at once, the virus keeps warm in the packaging, then jumps out and stabs you with a fork.
BREAKING NEWS ...
John Travolta was hospitalized for suspected COVID-19, he had chills they were multiplying and he was losing control, but doctors now confirm that it was only Saturday Night Fever, and they assure everyone that he is Staying Alive.
Royal transition in making America Great (Britain) Again:
- Prince Harry marries an American
- They have baby Archie
- Archie gets dual citizenship
- Make him King
- Have him elected as US President
- USA is once again ruled by an English King
#royalbaby
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