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[Jackson Chourio Enthusiast @Matthew_MKE]

Alex Rodriguez just said the Dodgers losing is hard to watch. No it ain't bitch its actually been pretty fucking fun hahahahaha

[Joel Osteen @JoelOsteen]

You were doing the right thing and the wrong thing happened. God wouldn’t have allowed it if it wasn’t going to work for your good somehow. It may have come in as an enemy, but God knows how to turn it into a footstool, into something that propels you further.

[DCU Updates @dcuworld]

The Justice League in Batman: Year Justice art by Bruno Redondo

[The Full Force Podcast @TheFullForce]

💥G.I. JOE: THE DEFINITIVE VISUAL GUIDE TO THE G.I. JOE CLASSIFIED SERIES 2020–2025💥

Just revealed by Dark Horse, a definitive visual guide written by Brian Hickey is coming for the Classified Series!!

https://t.co/XYh84i9iip

[Snoopy @snoopyb047]

*October! 🕸🕷☆🎃

[Jed I. Goodman © @jedigoodman]

Conrad Thompson: "AEW is making wrestling for fans and I think WWE is making wrestling for investors."
#HelwaniShow

[prince @Prince1253432]

I got bored and told ChatGPT to apply to 500 job openings for me.

Woke up, phone's blowing up—12 interview calls within 24 hours.

This is the prompt I used:

[Empress Ade @cessadelove1]

I believe that when God wants to make you successful, He first takes away your comfort, tests your patience, isolates you, and challenges your faith. Before He provides the life you dream of, He builds the version of you that can handle it. He’s not punishing you, He’s preparing you.

[NFL Drop @TheNFLDrop]

JUST IN: Texans vs Titans has reportedly been flexed to Saturday 4:35AM on Cartoon Network.

[FIFA World Cup @FIFAWorldCup]

An icon. An era. A legacy. Lionel Andrés Messi. 🇦🇷

#FIFAWorldCup

[Snoopy @snoopyb047]

Goodbye, Legend. Thank You, Leo. 💙

[Nick Di Fabio @NickDiFabio1]

If you got laid off tomorrow & had to replace your income ASAP, here's exactly what to do:

1. Go to Amazon and open a fresh account. Use a different name. It can be completely anonymous.

[Polymarket @Polymarket]

JUST IN: Mexico’s National Guard introduces its newest recruit, a 15-pound Chihuahua equipped with tactical gear & trained for search-and-rescue missions.

[The 13th ١٣📜🪶Warrior @strange16892330]

"🎼"🎸Optimus Prime, 🤖 and
Peter Cullen 💐👨🏻🪦

[Mazi Nathan @rukky_nate]

The most dangerous type of person you will ever meet is the person who is smart enough to make you think they’re stupid.

They appear dumb. They act dumb. They move dumb. They talk dumb.

They want you to constantly underestimate them. They don’t want you to understand them.

But beneath all that tomfoolery is a highly efficient person. Ruthless. Calculating. Dangerous.

They’ve perfected the art of hiding in plain sight.

[Daily Loud @DailyLoud]

Fan sells his Cooper Flagg rookie card for $8 million after turning down the Mavs’ offer of 32 years of season tickets for a card he originally got for just $515

[hunter @hxxntrr]

Grown men are paying $50 an hour to hit a golf ball into a bedsheet in a strip mall at 11pm, and nobody works there

There's no front desk. You book a bay on your phone, the app texts you a door code, and the code stops working when your hour is up

The going rate at the unstaffed ones: $40 an hour on weekday afternoons, $50 nights and weekends, charged per bay so four guys split it. Or $225 a month for unlimited 24/7 access and your own door code

The "bedsheet" is an impact screen, and the thing reading your swing is a launch monitor bolted to the ceiling. A commercial package with screen, enclosure, projector and monitor runs about $15,000 with Uneekor and $28,000 with Trackman. The booking and door code software is $249 a month

One bay rented 4 hours a night at $50 is $6,000 a month. Four bays is $24,000 before a single membership

Out the other side:
Rent on 3,000 square feet of strip mall: $4,500
Software, power, internet: $900
Cleaning twice a week: $800
Insurance and card fees: $900
About $7,100 a month

Nobody on payroll. The owner checks the cameras from his couch

Building 4 bays:
Simulator packages: $72,000
Walls, turf, lighting, soundproofing: $38,000
Lease deposit and first month: $9,000
Furniture, putting green, TVs: $8,000
$127,000

"What stops somebody from walking off with a $15,000 launch monitor"

It's bolted to the ceiling, every booking has a card on file, and there's a camera over every bay

Getting one open by December:

1. 3,000 square feet of strip mall with 10 foot ceilings or higher. Low ceilings are the one thing you can't fix later

2. Start with Uneekor bays and add a Trackman when the members ask for it

3. Booking software that texts door codes, and a camera over every bay

4. Sell founding memberships in November, so there's cash coming in before the first swing

The whole $127,000 goes out before a single bay gets booked. The bank route is a business plan and two months of paperwork, which is how you open in February and miss the winter. The cards take a couple of weeks and only look at your personal file. At the pace above the build is paid off in about 8 months, and the cards don't charge a dollar of interest until next fall

Courses up north start closing in about 8 weeks, and the golfers still want to golf

At 11pm the only person in there is a dentist in a quarter-zip trying to fix his slice

(700+ score: the bays, the buildout and the deposit go on 0% business credit. link in bio)

[Killer Toys & Games @reactionfigure]

Challenge of the GoBots is an American animated series produced by Hanna-Barbera, based on the Tonka GoBots toyline. It was broadcast for 65 episodes over 2 seasons in first-run syndication from September 8, 1984 until December 13, 1985.

[TALLUS76 Photography @Tallus76photos]

Transformers Pretenders tribute video.