Donald Trump is embarrassing the United States on the world stage. We are a country that stands up to dictators and fights for democracy.
Minnesota stands firmly with our allies in Ukraine.
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Elon Musk Wealth
2012: $2 billion
2025: $449 billion
Jeff Bezos Wealth
2012: $18 billion
2025: $245 billion
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2012: $44 billion
2025: $217 billion
Federal Minimum Wage
2009: $7.25 an hour
2025: $7.25 an hour
Hi!
Holocaust historian here. Let me see if I can help. That wasn't a "weird salute." It was a Hitler salute. Because Elon is a fucking Nazi.
Hope that helps!
Joe Biden ended his presidency with:
2.9% inflation.
4.1% unemployment.
43k Dow Jones.
Manufacturing boom.
Gaza ceasefire.
Medicare D $2k prescription drug cap.
Infrastructure boom.
Fastest economic recovery.
Covid handled.
But go ahead, tell me he’s a bad president.
Things Elon removed from the bill
-anti deepfake porn measures
-research on premature labor
-funding to treat sickle cell disease
-money for breast cancer early detection
-research on Down syndrome
-consumer protections for hotel hidden fees
-fucking research into child cancer
MAGA's,
I want to make this perfectly clear.
I voted for Kamala Harris.
But she lost.
Your guy won.
I will not be trying to join the "winning team" and become friendly to this abomination known as MAGA.
No, I will be checking the cost of eggs. Daily.
The cost of gas. Daily.
The cost of housing. Daily.
Automobiles. Daily. Rent. Daily. Food. Daily. The situation at the border. Daily.
As the Lord is my witness, you BETTER have the price of everything down with ZERO excuses.
The border better be shut as a motherplucka.
You taunted us for FOUR YEARS saying Biden sucks and your guy can fix everything.
So do it.
Or I will drag your MAGA asses across the galaxy and to Orions Belt and back.
The level of mockery I will put you through if Trump doesn't accomplish exactly at least 90% what he promised will be historical.
You have been put notice.
Not get the fuck out of my Ted talk.
Being mean is so WEIRD to me. I genuinely don’t get any pleasure from embarrassing, belittling, or just overall hurting people’s feelings. Something wrong with some of y’all spirits fr. You gotta be in a very dark place to feel good by making people feel bad.