PIZ

lo que sea

[ESPN FC @ESPNFC]

CURACAO SCORE THEIR FIRST EVER WORLD CUP GOAL AND IT'S AN ABSOLUTE BEAUTY!

THE SMALLEST NATION TO EVER QUALIFY HAVE SCORED AGAINST THE FOUR TIME WORLD CHAMPIONS 🇨🇼🔥

[Cara Lisette @CaraLisette]

I think children should be allowed to experience cookies even if they are poor

[♡ @softheavens]

how lucky am i to have met you in this big world

[Minions @Minions]

if you remember seeing Despicable Me in theaters, it’s time to incorporate more fiber into your diet

[Neil Renic @NC_Renic]

Please stop assuming that too many em dashes means AI written. Some of us are producing grammatically incoherent work the honest way!

[Dripped Out Trade Unionists @UnionDrip]

straight up Nazi shit

[𝓛𝓾𝓱𝓪𝓮𝓷𝓽𝓮𝓷 @luhaenten]

"High protein" "cottage cheese" "51g of protein" Ok, but how many grams of joy? Does it contain the prospect of pleasure? Will it make me smile? Was it made with love?

[꩜ ˙𖦹 ⋆꙳ @nauseahassan]

the bastardization of em dash by chatgpt….this attack on true writers everywhere….alas the ellipses endures uncorrupted….the final trace of human touch….

[૮ ˶ᵔ ᵕ ᵔ˶ ა @maidenprincesss]

the real sign of falling in love is gaining weight and dressing up like adam sandler around ur man

[PIZ @adripiz4]

🤦🏽‍♀️

[Doug Hanks @doug_hanks]

In an 8 to 2 vote, Miami-Dade commissioners vote to end adding fluoride to county drinking water within 30 days. @MayorDaniella hasn't said whether she will veto. It takes nine votes to override a veto.

[Eli Manning @EliManning]

Statistically, I’m bringing down the average win percentage of this panel.

[felicity shagwell ੯‧̀͡⬮ ᡣ𐭩 @liIpochaco]

lowkey my friends have loved me longer than i have loved myself and i just think that’s beautiful

[Loky @lokymann]

you just have to get stronger im sorry

[The Lincoln Project @ProjectLincoln]

If Hitler had a social media account:

[NFL @NFL]

‼️ MVP JOSH ‼️

@JoshAllenQB @Invisalign #NFLHonors

[Shea Serrano @SheaSerrano]

time for the IMMIGRANTS ARE STEALING OUR JOBS crowd to either clock in or shut the fuck up forever