Tood Gime (Alfalfa Male)

Once caught a bird.

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Hey Twitter, I'm also super angry about the thing. Also I'm super mad that anyone would dare be mad about the thing. Plus, let's not forget, I'm even angrier about people getting mad at people for not letting people be mad at the thing. See, I'm one of you.

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@BuckyIsotope Why do they crash so much? Earth is very big, did they not see it until the last second?

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@DiscussingFilm The animal from Closer was a turtle the whole time.

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@DailyLoud Man, that toddler was already on his second strike. Conveniently ignoring that.

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@annatonger @bryanhpchiang I bought one, but it just keeps scrolling through the Unibomber's manifesto. Honestly the results have been mixed. I've seen a lot of Trump-branded bedspreads though.

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@switchblafe @joker_misato Bit low, we sure that's not wall fucking?

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@AP Someday we're going to cut out the extra steps and just allow corporations to send goons to your house to take your cash, atm card, and/or dog whenever they feel like it.

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@andizeisler Show some damn respect, Queen Victoria herself shit that brick in 1901!

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@_FleerUltra I mean, parties with dirt broke hillbillies aren't that different...

"This is Billy Bob"

"You're not Billy Bob, I watched you die! From that meth lab explosion!"

"We're not so different yall and me"

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@Esqueer_ "I'd like to go on the record and state that I am too stupid to get the message of a comic book movie that an average 9 year-old can understand."

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@malki I hear good things about Doppy but seriously don't fuck with Wisso, you'll regret it.

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@SVAROG_Draws @DCOfficial If they make Jimmy Olsen anything other than exactly 50% Irish, 25% Swedish, 20% Italian, and 5% Choctaw I will fucking riot in the streets. This is very important to me.

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@dieSegenChukfi Exxon CEO: "Done."

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I love that Fetterman is trending because apparently Republicans are too stupid to understand what an angle is, how photography works, or how time works.

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@julianfeeld Working customer service for internet service in several wealthy areas around the country, I'd talk to about 4-5 "Bethany's" a day easy.

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@SjamaanN "Hold me closer, tiny dachshund"

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@magencubed Murder Milfs

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@RaxKingIsDead Wow look at the size of that pair of drawers. Probably a good place to keep meds for back pain.

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@Rheyndraziel @harls22sky Ah yes, Twilight Zone the Movie.

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