Alan Dronek

Just moving right along

[Alan Dronek @adronek]

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@MTA just my usual fuck you to your non-service. Thank you for another shitty morning. Thank you @lyft for actually getting me to a location.

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@Derrick_NYC No shit. And now I’m walking to the 1

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I unlocked $32 Rush tickets for The Minutes on Broadway on @TodayTix! https://t.co/MvBB6QFmBJ

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[Alan Dronek @adronek]

The @MTA always figures out a new way to just make me hate every vein of reasoning to stay here.

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[Venmo @Venmo]

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[Venmo @Venmo]

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[Alan Dronek @adronek]

@MTA you had SO much time to discover that AC’s weren’t working on the 1 train. A complete #failure on your end for having people suffer 110 degrees in a train with MULTIPLE cars of the same train with #NO #AC

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@Venmo Alan-Dronek

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[Alan Dronek @adronek]

Well, @SenRandPaul , you just look like a lunatic as an IMPARTIAL juror, walking around maskless conferring with the defence team.

[Alan Dronek @adronek]

@realDonaldTrump Should probably change you Twitter handle to future inmate number 202045

[Alan Dronek @adronek]

@derekhough I need to know everything about that amazing suit you wore on the second week of @DancingABC , I’m either gonna have to make it from scratch or do whatever I can to have one like it. Really amazing.

[Alan Dronek @adronek]

People can #lose their marbles, but people can also #lose #loose marbles. You’re not #losing your mind over the #looseness of the use of #lose or #loose, but I am.

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@ClubsHereToHelp

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@NYSC is looking for a lawsuit, charged me for the month of September yesterday without any notice, no voicemail or pickup at any NYC club or corporate. Locations are still closed. Only way to cancel is in person or certified mail, they’ve been closed since March.