Drunk Jedi

A man in a Jedi Robe helps you understand the world with the help of the force and vodka.

[Drunk Jedi @aDrunkJedi]

Maybe I'm just a very sober drunk! (@YouTube http://t.co/ZX9ZOgUV)

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@notch This also applies to pretzels.

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@kn0thing Where!?

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@DaisyAzuras Given enough time and fermentation, it can be... though I would hesitate to drink it.

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@DaisyAzuras Mam, that is a bail of hay.

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@SouthernHeathen @pzmyers He's got that look on his face like "No wait, I can explain this, I really can. I'm sober I swear.

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@Totalbiscuit I don't think he's buying that you're a halibut for one second.

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@hodgman Any place that considers tongs a utensil for consuming food has my vote for class.

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@Totalbiscuit clearly the children are gamers and the whales are real life living avatars of Microsoft, Sony, and Nintendo (I Kid, I kid)

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@SouthernHeathen I could totally see Dawkins wearing a raccoon skin cap.. not sure why.

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@BennettTheSage Well unless they mean to say that Brittany is actually code for some kind of secret 6th sense.

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AFTER 10,000 years I'm finally free, it's time to conquer earth!

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Heh, "The Blue Rose". Should of at least tried to get a motel that was actually in the city.

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Heh, a Supernatural Episode meant to take place in Lafayette, IN. I lol'd.

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@levarburton I can totally assist you in this, but you're going to need some Alcohol and a shot of Midiclorians.

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@Totalbiscuit Well If you're bored, I've got skype, whiskey, and a burning hatred of what MoP represents.

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@masseffect would you ask Casey if this is what he was aiming for? http://t.co/QNzYhJqW

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@Totalbiscuit On what matters? We're talking about agrarian politics in south east Asian nations correct?

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Why is no one awake at 4AM? And why is Windows Updates Content to not download updates?

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@DaisyAzuras Blame this statement on intoxication, you wouldn't believe how many bad situations that's gotten me out of.