Adam S.

Writer, lover of chinese food

[Adam S. @adshonkoff]

The mouthfeel of Ruffles is unparalleled.

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I just saw a spider die of old age.

[Christopher Lloyd @DocBrownLloyd]

Time…

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Join me in my Space! https://t.co/5buzoivSZ4

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There's pee, and there's poo. Why not paa?

[Molly Hawkey @MollyHawkey]

HI @TheEllenShow Peeps R accusing me of "editing" myself onto Bach. LIES! I REALLY AM on it! PLZ help clear my name. https://t.co/ZFNtPt7Kyr

[Adam S. @adshonkoff]

I guess I just love water.

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I love when I spill a little water on myself because it's like not spilling anything.

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In a mostly cold perhaps infinite universe, at least we have spoons.

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Daily Table is crowdrising for Daily Table #GivingTuesday: https://t.co/vp56YIwbXQ

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I feel incredibly uncomfortable when watching someone take a selfie.

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Boring dreams are funny.

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If a tree falls in the woods, and there is somebody there to hear it, does the tree feel embarrassed?

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What's the best apple you've ever eaten?

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Thoughts on the human condition?

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Just saw a squirrel who looks like Billy Joel.

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"Sometimes you can just tell." -- William Tell

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What's the best thing you've ever received in a bucket?

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Think how the moon feels.

[Adam S. @adshonkoff]

Snoring is the laughter of sleep.