dwopple

no

[dwopple @ADuckEatingPie]

OSMANTHUS WINE (milk tea) TASTES THE SAME AS I REMEMBERRR

[sap! @GordFT]

@ShitpostGate 𓀥   𓁆 𓀕

𓁆 𓀟  𓀣 𓁀

[Sandford Police Commentary @Sandford_Police]

Not political. We just don’t like Elon

[Chess.com @chesscom]

Chess Patch Notes V.2025.b 📔

NEW MOVE: Bishop Bosse

- Once per game, each player can move their bishop to an empty adjacent square of the opposite color
- This move uses your turn

[Morchel @morchel]

I know why

[xan ☕️ @ColonelCochise]

how the fuck did this get theater distribution

[VICIOUS 🍉 @viciousfrockery]

incels yearn for james charles

[wukko @uwukko]

did americans forget what a plane is? i thought they were supposed to never forget

[confusion @confusionkys]

? https://t.co/F81isEZMPm

[yahiamice. @Yahiamice]

@TerribleMaps among us

[Mitya @Discollaborator]

Got a new sword that glows when enemies are nearby. Thing is, it hasn't stopped glowing since I bought it. All day, all night, thing just doesn't shut off. Took it out to the middle of a field, just to be sure there was nothing else around. Nope. Just me. Thing must be broken.

[Khoi Dao @khoidaooo]

if you’re a public defender named mario you have the chance to do the funniest thing ever

[CR4SH_K1D (COMMS OPEN) @CR4Sh_K1D]

This is what he meant by unlimited games but no games

[Lilly @lillybilly299]

When my mother first moved to Japan, she tried to jaywalk while pushing a stroller on an empty residential street. She was immediately stopped by an old, well dressed Japanese man who solemnly told her in perfect English "the downfall of society begins with the individual"

[sheikhbard @SheiikhBard]

@doaenel i guess you should talk tuah a lawyer

[Dantes @doaenel]

I’m so fucked and I don’t know what to do.

When the Hawk Tuah girl announced that she’d release a coin, I genuinely thought it would be my shot at making millions.

I convinced my parents to take out a 2nd mortgage on the house, liquidated all my assets, took out a 6 figure loan from the bank and then put everything on $tuah the second it released.

For the first 20 minutes I was in a state of literal euphoria.

I was worth tens of millions of dollars and could see the generational wealth being accumulated in front of my eyes;

- My parents would have finally, after years, been able to quit their 2nd jobs that they started working in order to allow me to stream from home full-time.

- Me and my girlfriend would be able to go on real date nights after over a year of scrounging pennies.

- I’d be able to tell my grandmother that she doesn’t have to give me her insulin money so I could buy WoW memberships and RP.

And then it all came crashing down.

In the span of minutes, I lost everything, tens of millions reduced to tens of thousands.

I’m still in a state of shock.

I really don’t want to force my 63 year old father to start working a 3rd job, but I see no other option at this point.

Fuck you, Hailey Welch.

You ruined my life, I hope you rot in prison.

[juju 💰 @ayeejuju]

the new iPhone only costs $44.98 ???