Austin

Fly high my man #3. @hollycartledge

[Granger Smith @GrangerSmith]

Keke do you Yee Yee?

[Pat Bolger @PBolger443]

My male 4 month 30lb Golden Retriever Colt was stolen from the back of my truck yesterday at starbucks on 41st in Capitola between 12:50 and 1:10 out front of Starbucks I’m offering a $500 reward to anyone who can find him. Please retweet and please share with friends in the area

[Earl Dibbles Jr @EarlDibblesJr]

Only 364 days till the 4th of July.

[mimi @vain_gogh]

Just picture this I'm coming out of the shower and I'm looking good, got luscious v of chest pubes going all the way down to my ball fro and she takes one look at me and goes "oh my god I had the old bull but now I want the young calf" and she grabs me by the wiener.. https://t.co/pe4BUzBBej

[Austin @adules_]

@eric_shoemaker1 😭😢

[Austin @adules_]

“Privileged white boy” says the girl that is sitting her little self down at school while mommy and daddy are paying for it. Oh and btw I don’t own anything from vineyard vines but I appreciate your incredibly ignorant response! Have a good day! https://t.co/RoLpdjEROm

[mck @_BOTTOMS_upp]

The ignorance of some people to assume that just because u don’t need a man that you’re instantly a “dyke”😭 get outta here w your vineyard vines misogynistic privledged white boy comments https://t.co/Hgu991evhZ

[Austin @adules_]

@justinbconrad And no it’s not that im “narrowly thought” its the fact that you’re too ignorant to read a tweet and comprehend what it says but again thank you for your worthless piece of input. Dumb fuck.

[Austin @adules_]

Well by the looks of your profile picture I’m not so convinced you are a woman but thank you for your input https://t.co/QiTB20eFlK

[Austin @adules_]

@gotta_pae_orNaw @justinbconrad Do you have anything important to say or are you just sticking around to throw your two cents in every once in awhile? And In its profile picture I see nothing about it that makes it look girly. To me it looks like a boy with a bullring shoved through the nose.

[Austin @adules_]

@justinbconrad And when you come up with another reply in a few hours just do everyone a favor and keep it to your fucking self so you don’t look so stupid. 👍🏼🖕🏼

[Austin @adules_]

@margotbrown98 Im sorry I offended you by assuming that you’re straight and like guys. You do seem more like the dyke feminists type. My bad

[Austin @adules_]

@margotbrown98 She decided that an actual man that works instead of a boy that doesn’t know how to identify himself and sits at school while his parents load his debit card up with as much as he wants! Actually sounds like the perfect fit for you. So go find you one and exit my mentions.

[Austin @adules_]

@margotbrown98 This is how I picture you sitting behind your big bad phone screen

[Austin @adules_]

@gotta_pae_orNaw Either way works👍🏼

[Austin @adules_]

Unpopular poinion: women cannot drive. Black white Mexican or Asian. Not a single one

[Austin @adules_]

@Jrook_1 That’s besides the point