MoRo (she/her)

vibe check yourself before you vibe wreck yourself

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Ringing in the new year in a way that @brittany_broski would approve: getting tipsy at a medieval times.

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Where is the hot HR mediator Oppenheimer group???? Is the Selling Sunset legal team going from one incident to the next??

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Me for the next 3-6 months- “Is he an Allan? No, he’s just a Ken”

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If what they say is true and single women adopt dogs that are like their ideal partner… then it makes since that im perpetually single since my dog doesn’t care if I live or die.

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Why hasn’t hinge created a rival app of themselves called “unhinged”? For people who aren’t as put together as hinge people but don’t want to get to the tinder point.

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I don’t have many thoughts about if I die, but if it happens and I’m wearing merch for a podcast, please don’t claim the body. There are certain shames that you can’t recover from.

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I want to build generational wealth the good old fashion American way: winning a HGTV sweepstakes house

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The main downside to being hyper-independent is when I get sick my dog still needs to go out and the dishes still needs to get done and the trash has to be taken out.

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Whenever I hear “let me just comment on that comment” I want to just close my laptop for the day.

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My big SNL take is that it must be an extremely toxic place to work at.

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With the butter charcuterie board and cream cheese board, I feel like the only logical next step is a beans on toast one with different beans and breads. I’m just saying, it’s there.

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I’m really trying to give shopping at Walmart a chance instead of Amazon but shipping each thing individually is really grinding my gears.

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Has anyone checked on the couples with joint facebook and instagram accounts? All of this “I love my wife” guy drama has to have stirred up something in that sub culture.

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Update: I tried to be chill and laid back at work, it does fit me.

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My favorite type of LinkedIn post is the one where the person post makes subtle digs on how leaders should be. You know they must hate their current managers.

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@crashandtumble8 I love her country spin on it.

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Trixie Mattel’s cover of Video Games is my song of the summer.

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Every time I hear that a British person is going on vacation to Spain, I always ask “is it like Love Island?”

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“You’re never too much and you are always enough” I’m crying in the club rn #NeverHaveIEver3