::c::

cause that's how well the job search is going...

[::c:: @adulthomemaker]

Call 911 before you die!!! ... or was it, Call 811 before you dig??? #julyfourthblimps

[::c:: @adulthomemaker]

my favorite line: even Lucifer was once an angel #daredevil #kitty

[::c:: @adulthomemaker]

@jezmund they'll only make your kids stronger!

[::c:: @adulthomemaker]

@rnlang congrats on your paper!!

[::c:: @adulthomemaker]

it turns out, I like to be near sun, sand, and water but not actually in any of them.

[::c:: @adulthomemaker]

never been happier to hear, see, then touch ice cold water running from the shower! #frozenpipes

[::c:: @adulthomemaker]

I'm small. And the smallest peppers are always the most spicy.

[::c:: @adulthomemaker]

When too many people are over, I just want to crawl under the couch and hide.

[::c:: @adulthomemaker]

There has to be a word for all the dumb shit that firstborn sons do.

[::c:: @adulthomemaker]

Only 21,893.25 days until I turn 90!

[::c:: @adulthomemaker]

I'd buy you that $15M home, if you were blonde on the outside.

[::c:: @adulthomemaker]

"Your bottom is so round, you need a cork ring as a stand!" #graveinsults

[::c:: @adulthomemaker]

Where can I get some rat poison? #traumatized

[::c:: @adulthomemaker]

Let's just say that plumbers are not on my list of favorite people today.

[::c:: @adulthomemaker]

So. All that time we spent trying (and failing) to fix the air mattress??? Sunk. Cost.

[::c:: @adulthomemaker]

Russian grannie drinking from flask of vodka during evgeny kissin concert. #stereotypes

[::c:: @adulthomemaker]

@rnlang what's the point? his life is over

[::c:: @adulthomemaker]

I can't believe he didn't kill himself. What an idiot.

[::c:: @adulthomemaker]

I am sooo sad. Boston is my home.