सरकारी दामाद

कह के लूँगा type of guy.

[सरकारी दामाद @adumbindian]

एक रिश्तेदार अधिकारी की कथा
#Satire

[सरकारी दामाद @adumbindian]

विराट कोहली से पूछ लो भैया आपकी इजाज़त हो तो अब पटाखे चला लें..

[सरकारी दामाद @adumbindian]

@abhilash_jajoo @NonGoswami उम्र गुज़रेगी इम्तेहान मे क्या

[सरकारी दामाद @adumbindian]

@Harshita511 Congratulations..

[सरकारी दामाद @adumbindian]

अगर सीनियर की पार्किंग में गलती से जूनियर की गाड़ी लग जाये तो bureaucracy के आत्मसम्मान को चोट पहुंच जाती है।

[Zubin Driver @driver_zubin]

I'm Neet pg 2021 AlR 8
Open category
I dream to study dermatology
But 0 seats for a general candidate in mamc, Safdarjung, kem and other 35 top govt medical institutes available through all india quota seat matrix for an MD dermatology @PMOIndia @ShashiTharoor @ndtv @TOIMumbai

[Ge(r)ms of Bollywood बॉलीवुड के रत्न @GemsOfBollywood]

Oh My God! 1 and 2 by @akshaykumar

Jab tak Hindustan me cinema hai...

[THE SKIN DOCTOR @theskindoctor13]

India's per capita CO2 emission is approx 1.8 tonnes/yr.

A private jet (which Kohli-Anushka owns) alone generates nearly 6 tonnes of CO2 in just one 3hrs trip.

1.8 tonnes/yr vs 6 tonnes in a 3h trip!

Really audacious of this couple to preach about environment on our festivals.

[सरकारी दामाद @adumbindian]

Bureaucracy is a group of people with inflated egos. They have two important works:
1. To give free ka 'gyaan'
2. To crib, cry and criticize
Talking about everything right while doing everything wrong has been their forte.

[. @swarup58]

Number of Civil Servants don't voice their opinion internally, when they should, even while in Service. They dont do that even after retirement because they either lack the courage, are still "risk" averse, in their comfort zones or want someone else to do the "dirty" work.

[सरकारी दामाद @adumbindian]

And animal sacrifice is humane and liberating.

[PETA India @PetaIndia]

Using horses at wedding ceremonies is ABUSIVE and CRUEL.

[सरकारी दामाद @adumbindian]

Overwhelmed..

[Abhilash Jajoo @abhilash_jajoo]

“Yes, I failed. No, I didn’t lose”

A Thread

[Savitri Mumukshu - सावित्री मुमुक्षु @MumukshuSavitri]

1
Manyavar’s recent ad featuring Alia Bhatt demeans the Hindu marriage ritual of Kanyadan by claiming it objectifies women. In reality, no other marriage ceremony in the world honors & reveres the bride as completely as the Hindu Vivah (marriage) ceremony.

[ashish ravi @ashish007yahooc]

@ramprakash0324 2 minutes silence for all those who studied all the subjects just enough to clear an exam and wanted to change the nation...but now taking orders from uneducated people to earn their salaries. #JustSaying

[सरकारी दामाद @adumbindian]

@ramprakash0324 काम तो आपका भी वही है,अन्तर बस इतना है कि आपके वाले केस मे PPT भी जूनियर को बनानी होती है।

[सरकारी दामाद @adumbindian]

@abhilash_jajoo @Harshita511 @Harshita511 please be a healer to him..

[F-less @Zaharistocrate]

अक्सर देखा गया है के ज्ञान के अहंकार से भी बड़ा ईमानदारी का अहंकार होता है

[सरकारी दामाद @adumbindian]

@abhilash_jajoo @Harshita511 ❤️

[सरकारी दामाद @adumbindian]

जिस हिसाब से ईन बंधु ने पिछले चार महीनों में अपनी छवि बिगाड़ी है, उस हिसाब से "लाइफ का लोकेश जांगिड़ हो जाना" एक उपयुक्त मुहावरा बन सकता है।

[रात का सैनिटाइजर- डोगा @kuttabhowka]

आईएएस साहब अपनी मेंस answer writing का एक अनजान लड़की के इनबॉक्स में उम्दा प्रदर्शन करते हुए।

[Godparticle @baba_gumnaami]

Twitter has become a daily soap opera for civil servants.