Pedro Pascal are you ok. Do you want to come over and hang out and I’ll protect you from all the thirsty demons at your neck. We can get stoned and watch nature documentaries. Nobody will say the word daddy
All the “ADHD is over diagnosed” hot takes fail to consider that maybe our brains weren’t meant to live this way. Three generations ago my great-grandma was living a subsistence life in the bush. I just want to smoke some fish and pick some berries, not keep my inbox at zero.
Anyway, the response to the fast fashion question isn’t “Go naked,” (which is such a hyperbolic reaction, it immediately reveals how disingenuous the responder is), it’s the same things I’ve always said:
(I only got five hours of sleep and the result was this blog post. I am sorry.)
Record Exec: The way you sing the song it sounds like … like you want to … uh … like perhaps you …
Eartha: Like I’m going to f*ck Santa?
Exec: ... Yes.
Eartha: Good.
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If you’re excited about the original lineup of Blink 182 getting back together: please remember to stretch your lower back and hamstrings today. Your body isn’t what it used to be and that’s ok