Pato

[Pato @AdvantageDuck]

lord may i pray to you via twitter

[Pato @AdvantageDuck]

speaker at ai conference:

today we'll talk about why ai is so AWESOME!!

[Pato @AdvantageDuck]

i have a black eye. 2 actually. my eyes are black. the color of my eyes is black. the iris. my normal eye color.

[Pato @AdvantageDuck]

bladee looks like the default mii

[Pato @AdvantageDuck]

it’s chipi chipi outside

[Pato @AdvantageDuck]

not being famous is probably so embarrassing omg

[Pato @AdvantageDuck]

if it weren’t for stress balls we would all be so stressed

[Joey Garcia @NotJosephGarcia]

I fucking hate condensation, evaporation, and precipitation.

[Joey Garcia @NotJosephGarcia]

I forgot to congratulate celebrities for all their success 🤦‍♂️

[Pato @AdvantageDuck]

billionaires be like: i want to be the first one to develop the human species ending technology!! 🙋🏻‍♂️😝😝

[Pato @AdvantageDuck]

think step by step

[Old Man Rattle @oldrattle_]

dude you’re literally saying gibberish right now bro are you on soda

[Pato @AdvantageDuck]

just heard someone say the f word in mcdonalds 😐

[penny @xXMeatGodXx]

Broccoli Robert

[Pato @AdvantageDuck]

@POVMexico also because of the taste

[Polymarket @Polymarket]

JUST IN: Chipotle to open its first Mexico location this week.

[Pato @AdvantageDuck]

they should give out green cards for telling the ref a funny joke

[Pato @AdvantageDuck]

where can i send my CV to play at the next world cup or can i still apply for this years

[Pato @AdvantageDuck]

Ochoa is the best soccer player of all time

[Pato @AdvantageDuck]

i just watched the world cup match for no reason 😂