Adventist Problems

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Not sure if you should be proud or ashamed that your first kiss was at camp meeting. #AdventistProbs

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Reading all the Chronicles of Narnia, because it was the only "secular" fiction book that was parent approved. #adventistprobs

[that’s what she said @HailZorpp]

My mom just called me to say “so I heard you watched an office episode near the start of sabbath when your brother visited you” he visited A YEAR AGO. He’s messy #adventistprobs

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HAYSTACKS. 👏🏽 ARE. 👏🏽 NOT. 👏🏽TACO. 👏🏽 SALADS. 👏🏽

Haystacks are blessed by God himself. #adventistprobs

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The moment when you realize the Adventist University you chose to attend doesn’t serve coffee... #isittoolatetotransfer? #badventist

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The disappointment when you realize camp meeting doesn't actually have a a campfire. #adventistprobs

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Friend:let’s go camping right after finals!
Me: oh shoot, I can’t. My cousin graduates that weekend
Friend: on Friday or Sunday?
Me: uhh, both...
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Wanting to support Christian businesses, but struggling to find time to go to Hobby Lobby bc you work full time, and they don’t open on Sundays. #Michaels it is

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We’re back, y’all. 💃🏼 send us your best #adventistprobs

[summer in the cit’ian @ibramble]

@AdventistProbs Finding the Adventist Problems account and then realizing it hasn’t sent out a tweet in over a year #AdventistProbs

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Baby boomers when the visiting praise band brings a drum set.

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Or when you realize you haven't gotten a pedicure in upwards of 3 months. (They wore sandals in Jesus' time. It's more realistic? ���) https://t.co/snd0eaHS2L

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Happy Sabbath, everyone. Enjoy the day and catch up on your rest. #HappySabbath

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Going to the same academy as one of your parents and having the SAME teacher as your parent for one of your classes. #adventistprobs

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Watching all the lights go out at your pathfinder induction and wondering what the heck you just got yourself into. #adventistprobs

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Wondering which random family your Momma is gonna invite home for your Sabbath Fellowship Lunch. #adventistprobs

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When you show non-SDA friends haystacks and they say "oh it's just a taco salad?" #adventistprobs

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If any of y'all haven't seen Hacksaw Ridge, I highly suggest watching it. It is easily the best portrayal I've seen of Adventism in media

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Intentionally taking the largest piece of communion bread because you know that prayer ain't gonna finish by 12:30. #AdventistProbs

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The look you get when you tell someone who went to public school that you went to an Academy. #AdventistProbs