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I accidentally ate bacon today and now my stomach is churning ๐ซ #adventistprobs
Not sure if you should be proud or ashamed that your first kiss was at camp meeting. #AdventistProbs
Reading all the Chronicles of Narnia, because it was the only "secular" fiction book that was parent approved. #adventistprobs
My mom just called me to say โso I heard you watched an office episode near the start of sabbath when your brother visited youโ he visited A YEAR AGO. Heโs messy #adventistprobs
The disappointment when you realize camp meeting doesn't actually have a a campfire. #adventistprobs
Friend:letโs go camping right after finals!
Me: oh shoot, I canโt. My cousin graduates that weekend
Friend: on Friday or Sunday?
Me: uhh, both...
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Going to the same academy as one of your parents and having the SAME teacher as your parent for one of your classes. #adventistprobs
Watching all the lights go out at your pathfinder induction and wondering what the heck you just got yourself into. #adventistprobs
Wondering which random family your Momma is gonna invite home for your Sabbath Fellowship Lunch. #adventistprobs
When you show non-SDA friends haystacks and they say "oh it's just a taco salad?" #adventistprobs
"Are there any breakfast items without pork?"
"We have a chorizo sandwich."
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Wondering how much of my tithe goes towards funding Adventist World mag subscriptions for folks who never subscribed. #Adventistprobs
When it's 12 and the pastor starts a new topic #adventistprobs
Telling church folk I'm on the bible app when they see me on my phone #adventistprobs
When the announcements are longer than the actual service #AdventistProbs
*At Work*
Boss: You closing tonight?
Me: No, I can only stay till sundown.
Boss: Why? Are you a vampire?
Me: Yes.
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There's no neat way to eat haystacks #adventistprobs
Intentionally taking the largest piece of communion bread because you know that prayer ain't gonna finish by 12:30. #AdventistProbs
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