As a PT guys I date want me to massage them and I respond by going on a rant about evidence based practice so this is why I’ll just be single forever lmao
As someone who’s been single my entire life I feel like I’m losing a part of myself by talking to men who are actually interested in me and I kinda hate it
Another day another doctor who just walks in as I start my session (with a video interpreter) and then completely takes over for 30 mins while I stand and watch awkwardly in the corner as my productivity withers away
Me: “how’s the patient’s cognition?”
ED physician who ordered a stat PT eval: “it’s fine, you can have a conversation”
Meanwhile they’re actually the most confused and agitated person