Adventures of a Mixed Girl

Just a mixed girl on the rollercoaster of life ✊🏽

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8 o’clock Cinderella turns into a cunt. -Sheila Sayings

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Damn Daniel

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@RSL87 There was a perfect “I have something for you to gobble” setup totally missed and wasted

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Things escalate so quickly.

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@WendysCanada you might need to put an adults only rating on the chicken strips, my lunch was #NSFW

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@skip_2485 Nick does apparently. Like he’s not wrong but at the same time…come on man. You’re 43. You should have more game than this at this point in your life.

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Nick is 43.

This is the dating pool?! No wonder I’m single. 🤦🏽‍♀️

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"Arrrrrrr (e) you gonna get off to my fat cock?”

Please walk yourself off the plank into shark infested waters. They’re the only ones interested in whatever it is you’re attempting to offer. 🦈

#unsoliciteddickpic #noonewantsapicofyourdick

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@RSL87 “coming out of the water like the sea is yours”

“It is mine.”

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@RSL87 Bambi’s dad should have impaled the daughter.

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Honestly…. Why do i attract this behaviour.

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Must be mail me your manhood Monday.

This specimen “Thomas” seemingly wanted to lead me through the blizzard but never got the memo that I didn’t ask for an unsolicited dick pick.

#noonewantsyourdickpic #unsoliciteddickpic

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Thanks for the disappearing random dick pic dude whose cystic acne burst in front of me in a high school class way back when. That was really the cherry on top today. 🤮 #noonewantsyourdickpic

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Mercury is in gaytorade again 🐊@rsl87

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Final Season Cold Open.

You can stream the final season of Letterkenny on @CraveCanada December 25th and on @hulu December 26th if you want to.

From @newmetricmedia.

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@viki_gee06 😭

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This dude just won’t quit.oh and he’s also bought me some gold earrings to say sorry for everything….

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Must be that time of year for dudes tryna slide back in the DMs. Babe you’ve been replaced on the roster. Stick to the minor leagues. Let the dream go. You aren’t meant to play in the championships.

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“Fagtality!” @RSL87

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“Now we gotta worry about crotch critters in your prison purse”

#thingsmybosssays