Adventure the Bayou

The best gosh darn theme park in the south! You can bet your high horse Jesus loving pastor we have the best roller coasters ever! *NOT OPEN ON SUNDAYS*

[Adventure the Bayou @adventuresouth]

@GENESISNATALlA interesting. Please tell me more Genesis Natalia Agyemang.

[Adventure the Bayou @adventuresouth]

@aIishahahmed how excited are you?

[Adventure the Bayou @adventuresouth]

Appreciate the love from our southern chicken fried sweet tea baking mother lovers. If it aint in the bayou theres no lovin inside you.

[Adventure the Bayou @adventuresouth]

Munchkins and stone age folks get in to the bayou for a low... lowwwww. price of only 40 buckaroos!!!!!!!! p(t)=40t

[Adventure the Bayou @adventuresouth]

For ya season chicken nugget rodeo coasting bull riders out there we got a steal of a deal season pass! p(t)=$200t

[Adventure the Bayou @adventuresouth]

For all y'all regular who ain't 12 or 70 come down to the bayou and purchase yeself a ticket for $70. p(t) = 70t

[Sean Hicks @shicks_newtech]

@adventuresouth I went to your theme park last summer and had a blast!

[Adventure the Bayou @adventuresouth]

Adventure the bayou with us and do some gator rasslin'

[Adventure the Bayou @adventuresouth]

Our roller coasters are better than Mammaw's sweet tea