Elizabeth B., MDiv. (she/her)

Pastor. Poet. Parent.

[Elizabeth B., MDiv. (she/her) @adventurouslyE]

@BlondeOfWar To get rid of my cyst I would have to have surgery through my tattoo. Ultrasound tech told me that this is the way they used to do it. So, I hit my cyst with my phone. Poof. That was 6+ years ago. No reoccurrence.

[Elizabeth B., MDiv. (she/her) @adventurouslyE]

@DarkAdapted @FreddyLA7 Well said! Thank you! The hope! The joy! The wonder! The US of A! Freddy’s USA. Your USA. My USA … OUR USA!

Happy 250th! Who knew that the gift we truly needed was perspective?

[Elizabeth B., MDiv. (she/her) @adventurouslyE]

@TheAmberPicota I use Cozi

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@HollyStallcup Costco is the place! I get my dog’s meds there, too. 🐕🐾💊

[Elizabeth B., MDiv. (she/her) @adventurouslyE]

@mskristytee @SarahVaci I was NOT imagining pet snails!

[Elizabeth B., MDiv. (she/her) @adventurouslyE]

@griffingulledge Definitely a violation if you’re reading The Ruthless Elimination of Hurry! 😉 Currently reading Practicing the Way. Which are you reading?

[Elizabeth B., MDiv. (she/her) @adventurouslyE]

@Frostinthepines

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@erichoke Totally agree with this ratio

[Elizabeth B., MDiv. (she/her) @adventurouslyE]

@notcapnamerica Hello, we are mammals. Not sure how men can forget that.

[Elizabeth B., MDiv. (she/her) @adventurouslyE]

@SarahECozart I was punched in the shoulder my an older man in 2008 for wearing a political t-shirt. The worst part…I was holding my son.

[Elizabeth B., MDiv. (she/her) @adventurouslyE]

@courtneyellis Fun! Thank you!

[Elizabeth B., MDiv. (she/her) @adventurouslyE]

@artofmarza I wrote about saving a worm. 🤎🪱

https://t.co/76ckbe6RJN

[Elizabeth B., MDiv. (she/her) @adventurouslyE]

@chaplaineliza All his kisses!

[Elizabeth B., MDiv. (she/her) @adventurouslyE]

@A_living_stem This is my favorite book I read to my children! I gifted it to my friend who has owls nest in her yard each year!

[Elizabeth B., MDiv. (she/her) @adventurouslyE]

@Raziel_402 @SAMcClellon I just thought of this meal my mom made last week! I was realizing how many of our meals were super budget but I had no idea as a kid.

[Elizabeth B., MDiv. (she/her) @adventurouslyE]

@courtneyellis What? I’ve been here all along. (Insert bird shrug emoji)

[Elizabeth B., MDiv. (she/her) @adventurouslyE]

@A_living_stem But did they allow you to sit on their throne?

[Elizabeth B., MDiv. (she/her) @adventurouslyE]

Sure, as a pastor I do a million different things under the sun. I also know that each congregation is so very different (as is each pastor), and one way of doing things most likely won’t be the way for another church. But my top 3 answers are definitely the way to go. 🙏🏼⛪️🤍

[Elizabeth B., MDiv. (she/her) @adventurouslyE]

@MissSassbox Sometimes low back aches, sometimes like a boxer is doing practice rounds on my crotch