Spider-Woman.

❝One of the unluckiest people alive.❞ ㅤ

[Spider-Woman. @AdverseArachnid]

❝ ᴡᴇ’ʟʟ ɢᴏ ᴘᴜɴᴄʜ ᴘᴇᴏᴘʟᴇ ᴛᴏɢᴇᴛʜᴇʀ. ɪᴛ’ʟʟ ʙᴇ ɢʀᴇᴀᴛ. ❞

[Spider-Woman. @AdverseArachnid]

“I really missed the cancel Peter party? Fu*%"

[Spider-Woman. @AdverseArachnid]

“You say helping, I say sabotaging."

[𝗦𝗣𝗜𝗗𝗘𝗥-𝗠𝗔𝗡. @Websational]

“BY HELPING?”

[Spider-Woman. @AdverseArachnid]

“You know why.”

[THE AMAZING SPIDER-MAN @WebHeadOf616]

“I’m only existing, the heck you mean I’m ruining your evening?”

[Spider-Woman. @AdverseArachnid]

“You know what.”

Heh, she’s grinning and shooting a finger gun his way.

“You’re one hundred percent right. F*%# him.”

[Spider-Woman. @AdverseArachnid]

Bacon. Sex. Punching. Bubble baths.

All a girl needs, right?
Explain to her why she no longer is able to enjoy two of those, and Peter is trying to ruin a third?

Is this her villain origin story? pt.2

[Spider-Woman. @AdverseArachnid]

“You’re ruining one of the few pleasures I have left in life.”

[𝗦𝗣𝗜𝗗𝗘𝗥-𝗠𝗔𝗡. @Websational]

“You’ll thank me for saving your life.”!

[Spider-Woman. @AdverseArachnid]

Ugh.

“Go away, pest.”

[𝗦𝗣𝗜𝗗𝗘𝗥-𝗠𝗔𝗡. @Websational]

“Good.”

[Spider-Woman. @AdverseArachnid]

Bloody hell, this is embarrassing.

“Weird, right?”

[Spider-Woman. @AdverseArachnid]

“A nerd in a spider costume told me I’d die.”

[Spider-Woman. @AdverseArachnid]

“As much as I love punching— I think that’s exactly what he wants, and I’m not giving that weirdo any satisfaction.”

[Spider-Woman. @AdverseArachnid]

“That’s definitely an interesting word for it.”

[��卩丨ᗪ乇尺爪卂几 @1977SpiderMan]

“It says that you live the comfy life.”

[Spider-Woman. @AdverseArachnid]

“I am now self conscious about my bacon consumption.”

[Spider-Woman. @AdverseArachnid]

AND?
It's not like she eats bacon everyday?!

[𝗦𝗣𝗜𝗗𝗘𝗥-𝗠𝗔𝗡. @Websational]

YES. But it’s not an everyday thing.

[Spider-Woman. @AdverseArachnid]

"You know what ( you ) lack?" Jessica inquires with a snort. "A fist in that ugly face."

[Spider-Woman. @AdverseArachnid]

Doesn't he live on pizza?

[𝗦𝗣𝗜𝗗𝗘𝗥-𝗠𝗔𝗡. @Websational]

That’s like a lot of grease.

[Spider-Woman. @AdverseArachnid]

Is he singing?
Cute.

[— 𝐂𝐥𝐢𝐧𝐭 𝐅. 𝐁𝐚𝐫𝐭𝐨𝐧 @AllNewHawkeye]

Not that kind.

[Spider-Woman. @AdverseArachnid]

Maybe, just maybe, she'll buy a pair of jeans.

[Spider-Woman. @AdverseArachnid]

If bacon is how she goes, so be it.

[𝗦𝗣𝗜𝗗𝗘𝗥-𝗠𝗔𝗡. @Websational]

Not to get all morbid but it’s as if she’s looking for a heart attack.

[Spider-Woman. @AdverseArachnid]

"You know what, ass-wipe? I refuse to believe that after all the sh*# I've done for humanity I have zero impact."