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[🇵🇸 PONTIFLEX @adversechild]

“Where is he? Where is my grandson?” #HouseOfTheDragon

[Erik Anderson @AwardsWatchErik]

Haven’t seen her once on my timeline today, need to correct that

[Seyed Mohammad Marandi @s_m_marandi]

The sinister Zionist regime – with extraordinary Western media complicity – is quietly imposing starvation on Gaza.

[🇵🇸 PONTIFLEX @adversechild]

The PsyOp of The Summer!!!

[REVOLT @revolttv]

This is what an ORGANIC HIT looks like 😍

[🇵🇸 PONTIFLEX @adversechild]

Even my white homie was hot today wtf

[🇵🇸 PONTIFLEX @adversechild]

And now, on your feet... time to greet the home team! Your Los Angeles Lakers!

[Westeros Central @WesterosCentral]

The White Walkers

[K @iiamkrshn]

Me

[Alex @alexxmalloy]

my timeline all day

[Bonnie @BonnieAire]

“this is too shifty for me im out”😭😭😭😭 and 4/5 being with their gfs omfg

[🇵🇸 PONTIFLEX @adversechild]

Despite me having several degrees, I still had to put my hands on a few of them, that’s all they understand 🙃

[Hollymore @Hollymore10703]

Ppl look at u crazy when you look at them on the subway like yes I wanna look at you bitch you’re part of the mosaic of life

[B @Breliloquy]

bell hooks is a ~controversial~ figure but she cooked when she said a lot of people do not want to deal with the fact that they were not treated lovingly as children and are trying to reconcile that dynamic with what they understand to be love

[🇵🇸 PONTIFLEX @adversechild]

There had to be some twitter fill to distract from no Iran deal being signed today

[🇵🇸 PONTIFLEX @adversechild]

Utter Failures Coalesce #ufcwhitehouse

[Dan Greenberg @StoolGreenie]

The East since 2019:

[Bennett's Phylactery @extradeadjcb]

Twitter is so stupid now I'm reading books again

[🇵🇸 PONTIFLEX @adversechild]

I want a addict for President

[Hunter Biden @HunterBiden]

Things most Americans agree on:

Groceries cost too much.

Tariffs suck and make no sense.

Congress and Presidents shouldn’t trade stocks.

The debt is a mess.

The border should be secure, but legal immigration is good.

Endless wars are stupid, especially ones that nobody wants and have never been explained.

Americans are exhausted.

AI is like my new best friend that also might be trying to take my job, my ability to think for myself, and my humanity in the process. Yo like I love you, but WTF, but I still love you.

Diversity is actually awesome! The opposite is boring AF.

Canadians are super fucking cool.

Mexicans are chill.

Putin isn’t a good guy looking out for America’s best interest. Rocky IV and Miracle are great movies.

Good neighbors are a blessing.

Freedom of religion and coexistence without having to blow each other up is probably a good idea.

We all question, are we alone in the universe?

We all fuck up along the way.

Epstein didn’t hang himself.

The Trumps and Epstein were best friends for decades. It’s like Bert trying to tell us Ernie was just an acquaintance in the same social scene on Sesame Street back in the day.

The Cowboys suck. Go Birds!

Things we’re told to fight about:

Me.
Laptop.
Vaccines.
Transgenders in sports.
Pronouns.

That’s the joke.

[🇵🇸 PONTIFLEX @adversechild]

Omg 😆

[sai @icemjjfish]

the way it’s not even tiktok that caused this but this fuckass bird animation 😭