Adrianna Hebard

[Jenny Johnson @JennyJohnsonHi5]

Post Malone better watch out cuz something tells me Khloé Kardashian is gonna want to get in on this hot new dating trend happening in her family.

[Adrianna Hebard @adyhebard]

Nothing is more humbling than your toddler being able to reach your underwear drawer and bringing you a fist full of thongs while you are making dinner, thinking they are helping you.

[Jenny Johnson @JennyJohnsonHi5]

I wonder if there’s a ZZ Bottom.

[Adrianna Hebard @adyhebard]

I’m so adult now that I spend my Saturday evenings bitching about the poor layout of my refrigerator.

[Adrianna Hebard @adyhebard]

I was dreaming of a nap, then I overheard my toddler singing the ABCs and now I just want to smother the smart little shit in kisses.

[Adrianna Hebard @adyhebard]

Anyone else feel an extreme sense of accomplishment when they are able to click ‘Skip Intro’ in time, or just me?

[Adrianna Hebard @adyhebard]

Tip: If making a salad with Italian dressing and pepperocini, do not add salt. You will throw the entire salad away after almost choking while thinking of your sodium levels climbing towards a critical level with each bite.

[Adrianna Hebard @adyhebard]

Honestly, her bad dream is probably just that she didn’t tuck in each and every one of her baby dolls correctly or something. This kid has the biggest heart, I swear. 😭🥰

[Adrianna Hebard @adyhebard]

Sunny is having a bad dream and I just want to die thinking of how such a perfect tiny human could have a bad dream and what it could possibly be about. 😭

[Adrianna Hebard @adyhebard]

Turn my back for 3 minutes and find my child wearing two pairs of my underwear as necklaces and half of a bag of pretzels crushed up in our bed. Luckily, on Greg’s side.

[Adrianna Hebard @adyhebard]

I don’t think that my current mental health can handle following @Utah_Football this year.

[Adrianna Hebard @adyhebard]

Sunny wouldn’t eat her pancakes this morning until I gave in to her argument that it was dinner, not breakfast.

[Adrianna Hebard @adyhebard]

Planning Sunny’s dinosaur-themed birthday party, hoping she never wants ‘Frozen’ theme or something. Stay cool, kid.

[Adrianna Hebard @adyhebard]

Sunny refused to eat her mashed potatoes tonight until she realized that she could dip her dinosaurs in them, and lick them off of the dinosaurs. Forks are so overrated.

[Adrianna Hebard @adyhebard]

Because apparently I wasn’t spending enough time mopping floors with all black hardwood, I made the great choice for polished white tile in the kitchen. Hire me for all of your design needs, I’ll ruin your life, too.

[Adrianna Hebard @adyhebard]

I think that Sunny is becoming a daddy’s girl and although this could make me sad, I’m much so enjoying some time without a toddler hanging to my leg.

[God @TheTweetOfGod]

Nearly all anti-vaxxers are pro-life, which is really something.

[Adrianna Hebard @adyhebard]

We start a show…4 seconds later Greg is on his phone and I hear, “All About Electric Circuits and Hydrolock Analogies..” Who did I marry and why?

[Adrianna Hebard @adyhebard]

Every time I open my fridge to find a disaster, after hours of organizing and too much money trying to solve this endless game of Tetris, I sigh and tell myself, “A woman needs to design a fridge”. I never do, but I’d love it if one of y’all would. 🤷🏼‍♀️

[Adrianna Hebard @adyhebard]

I mean, yeah, Jeff Bezos is a douche but you realize that it’s us who made this happen, right?