Han

they//them

[Han @adykeaday]

today the three year old told me that stars feel like syrup

[Han @adykeaday]

the thing about me is i went roller skating & got a lil raw spot on the inside of my ankle which isn’t a HUGE deal but the other thing about me is i only buy one type of shoe (sk8-hi vans) & they all rub directly on my lil ankle so i am currently incapacitated

[Han @adykeaday]

i had to google “jibbitz” hello to my 30s

[Han @adykeaday]

when you have to give someone your condolences because they moved to florida

[Han @adykeaday]

my current “i will never do this” things are:
a cruise
disney world/land

i feel very firm on this but as i said…..only time will tell….

[Han @adykeaday]

we shouldn’t come for people who say they will never do something & then do that thing because it’s honestly one of the best parts about being a human

[Han @adykeaday]

i’m sorry but people who just throw together random leftovers from the fridge & call it a meal (like literally in the same bowl) are actual psychopaths

[Han @adykeaday]

ok but why is Ithaca kind of a cute name for a baby

[Han @adykeaday]

look. you don’t need paper towels okay? you just need to keep every piece of clothing you’ve ever worn since kindergarten & then use the ones that fall apart as rags. i don’t get what’s hard about this.

[Han @adykeaday]

hot tip: you never have to come out of the closet, just dress gay as fuck

[Han @adykeaday]

seeing someone wear a mask in public tells me two things:
1. they care about the health & safety of others
2. they probably a little kinky

[Han @adykeaday]

do people still say party foul

[Han @adykeaday]

you’re either gay & you hate taylor swift BUT you sang along to love story in highschool, or you’re gay & you worship taylor swift. there are no other gay options.

[Han @adykeaday]

my girlfriend told me i was absolutely not allowed to tweet this

[Han @adykeaday]

im surprised there aren’t more shootings at dentists offices send tweet

[Han @adykeaday]

so is the monarchy over

[Han @adykeaday]

she was 96 years old, married to her cousin, and racist………pls stop caring

[Han @adykeaday]

unfollowing anyone who’s sad about the queen

[Han @adykeaday]

why are americans posting about the queen?? does no one know why we came here in the first place

[Han @adykeaday]

@gazzellie hi!!! i’m good how are you!!