@MoodyCenterATX For Illenium, will GA upper/lower have seats first come first served in those sections or are we only standing too? Need to plan what shoes to wear. Please settle this debate!
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1st rule of conference calls: Mute your phone if you're not talking. 2nd rule: Don't answer calls for your other job while on said conf call. 3rd rule: Don't discuss PHI in the other call when you're breaking rules 1 and 2! #rollingmyeyes#helloHIPAA
The real reason people are buying insane amounts of toilet paper is because they mainly use the restroom at work and now they're having to work from home. Might as well expense the Charmin.
I expect for my boss to text me in the morning to let me know that work is cancelled for the snow day. Instead, I will likely be cursing Jack Frost during traffic that is akin to a bunch of Bambis on ice.
I doubt these people hating on JLo and Shakira's Superbowl Halftime Show saying it wasn't family-friendly block their kids' eyes when cheerleaders dance in tiny glittery outfits at every single NFL game.
You’re walking into your favorite Target…I can tell you feel at home here...you slowly walk the aisles, taking your time...you turn the corner and see all the candles and smile...you didn’t know you needed one....but it’s okay...we can fix that...we can fix...you.
Work sent us home at 3pm so we could get home before the impending doom of a storm, 2 hrs before my normal end time. Took a nap at 8pm, woke around 11:30. I never heard anything outside. Where's the storm? Did I miss it? Did it happen?
Flexologist @ my 1x1 assisted stretch demo was a cute guy w the prettiest eyes. I stared @ the ceiling the whole time bc it's awk being entwined w a stranger for wellness. As I drove away, I noticed a big hole in the crotch of my pants. Welp, guess I'm not getting that membership
Last Christmas of the decade! Didn't realize so many ppl didn't know the song I Saw Mommy Kissing Santa Claus is about a mom kissing dad in the Santa costume. The karaoke music video from my childhood made it clear it was his dad so I never thought otherwise!
Didn't really want to check my bank account after birthday weekend since
I like living like a queen even if temporarily. Wells Fargo just emailed me that my online access has been suspended. Yes, it's really me treating myself to these fancy dinners and gifts #28donthate
Training multiple ppl the same way- some take notes, others ask ?'s about parts they didnt understand, others are ok w/ u bringing it up when u spot their mistakes, no biggie. Then u got 1 person who showed no initiative yet complains to mgmt that you didn't help them. #excuseyou