adam

[ø @ohricebaby]

good morning to this moment only, making me ovulate at 10 am

[adam @adz2twitty]

@_Chai187 coyg

[Sky Sports News @SkySportsNews]

BREAKING: The Premier League's Key Match Incident Panel has concluded that there was one missed VAR intervention at Villa Park. They believed Arsenal should've been awarded a penalty for Ian Maatsen's challenge on Bruno Guimarães 🚨

[Ben @BenJoyceFoot]

Child celebrating so much he’s almost crying whilst you’re doing a whip & nae nae in 2026, the Barclays has never been so back 🫡

[HandofArsenal @HandofArsenal]

🚨 EXCL : Arsenal Football Club have personal terms agreed in principle with Vinicius Junior. Roc Nation will go armed into negotiations with Real Madrid with a monstrous offer from the English Champions…….over to you Vinicius Junior. Story W/ @MrArsenicTM

[TYRANT STAN @jaded_african]

I fear the UK gov. hates anyone born like 1/2 years either side of the millennium. New GCSEs, new A levels, Covid uni, loss of opportunities such as this. Actually SYM

[LJ @xlj_xxx]

That Monzo 1p challenge thing is starting to get a bit serious daily 😂

[David Ornstein @David_Ornstein]

🚨 EXCL: Arsenal exploring move to sign Vinicius Junior from Real Madrid. #AFC interest early stage + clubs not yet in talks but idea approved at all levels. Much rests on contract process as no breakthrough yet & #RMFC do not want free exit @TheAthleticFC https://t.co/qYdS5vlfE6

[ehis @ehisilozobhie]

Hitting Stratford AND Oxford Circus in the same weekend (London’s two thinnest points in the veil between life and death)isn’t a commute, it’s a pilgrimage through Dante’s Inferno.

[steven Klopp @stevenKloppLFC2]

Thogden has been captured by the Mexican Cartel.

[largest rodent @capybaroness]

they call him 007

0 good books
0 positive impacts on the genre
7 releases per year

[centrekop. @centrekop]

Day in the life of a Liverpool fan:

• Arne Slot sacked
• Arsenal lose the UCL Final
• Gabriel misses the losing penalty

Mood 😍

[Arsenal @Arsenal]

Bottle this feeling 🍾

[Sean @SeanDOlfc]

Our league until proven otherwise. 19 other sides are piss easy to beat

[Chelsea FC @ChelseaFC]

Mourinho on Arsenal fans' chants: 'Boring is 10 years without winning a Premier League title. That is boring.' #CFC

[Sky Sports Premier League @SkySportsPL]

👀🍼

[Connor Humm @TikiTakaConnor]

Man City have got Arsenal themed bottles outside the stadium.

[Sky Sports Premier League @SkySportsPL]

Bottled water for sale spotted outside the Etihad this afternoon! Other refreshments are available... 👀