5'8🥷

On God!

[elijah @elijah_asiimwe]

"Shouldn't you be looking for a job?"

[elijah @elijah_asiimwe]

Amad has more WC knockout goals than Ronaldo😭

[elijah @elijah_asiimwe]

First find me in mulago we sell these pancakes, it's fun.

[OMWOOJO 🥷🏾 @jukaowen]

Why would you frame rape on a man that rejected you??? It’s clear women can’t take rejection

[Jojo @katetebwoy1nz]

After everything slowly settles down l am opening up a war on some "engineers" from here..who hired me ,gave me gigs and never paid even a coin. When l was unemployed , struggling to survive , you used my skills for your own benefits and never kept your words.
Time⏳ l am back !

[mamacita🍒 @shadia_maam]

Using my last penny to order chicken, the same God will provide 🙏

[Jojo @katetebwoy1nz]

Good morning y'all 👊🏿❤️.
The employed architect is headed to his first day of work 🙂👍.
Blessed day ahead ❤️🙏

[𝔒tebwa @otebwa]

waking up and bafana bafana is waiting for the 2030 WC qualifiers.

[elijah @elijah_asiimwe]

Good morning ya'll

[elijah @elijah_asiimwe]

"You pay, I'll give you the money when we get home"

[elijah @elijah_asiimwe]

I can't speak English but I can dwerk

[elijah @elijah_asiimwe]

Don't leave alcohol alone!

[elijah @elijah_asiimwe]

"I love you"
🙍‍♀️: What other joke do you have?

[mamacita🍒 @shadia_maam]

Advertised my friends business but I almost cried 😭👍

[elijah @elijah_asiimwe]

"Will I manage you" noyenda kumpeka shi?

[elijah @elijah_asiimwe]

Elijah reposted

[RIO @seeka_brian]

the worst thing you can be now is a boyfriend.

[elijah @elijah_asiimwe]

Who will lay you?

[elijah @elijah_asiimwe]

Open the comment section we greet you

[mamacita🍒 @shadia_maam]

“ he cheats but he comes home to me” Lord may I never be this dense.