Alex Eaker

wumbologist ✴️ PhD student @Columbia \ formerly @UNC \ he/him

[Fifty Shades of Whey @davenewworld_2]

If you haven't seen it yet, here is the full video that Bernie Sanders shared on TikTok that got almost 10 million views:

[Alex Eaker @aeaker_303]

@NTFabiano Astrocytes bridge brain and cognition

[Alex Eaker @aeaker_303]

@sighyam Thank you for this information! The thread in reference mentioned unnecessary interactions with Moo Deng which might stress her. Does OP or another have insight into Moo Deng’s possible responses to this play? I’m still glad to know of KKZ’s responsible care and conservation.

[matt bernstein @mattxiv]

TRANSGENDER OPERATIONS ON ILLEGAL ALIENS THAT ARE IN PRISON is like woke mad libs omg love

[BrooklynDad_Defiant!☮️ @mmpadellan]

This jackass running for Governor in North Carolina, Mark Robinson, thinks children dying in school shootings are a laughing matter.

This is grotesque and disqualifying.
You CAN’T let him win, North Carolina.

[Alex Eaker @aeaker_303]

@ThiccNilla Can’t visit the ER again in less than a year

[Alex Eaker @aeaker_303]

I’m gonna jump in the shower. Standing in the shower is boring

[Alex Eaker @aeaker_303]

In high school Spanish I was assigned to study Jamaica.. for a Spanish-speaking countries project

[Alex Eaker @aeaker_303]

If it’s not illegal for businesses to have outdated prices on their menus, it should be

[Alex Eaker @aeaker_303]

The drag queen called me to the stage, I’ll never forget this

[Alex Eaker @aeaker_303]

@Daaeismyname Smh I’ll turn him into a goon myself

[Alex Eaker @aeaker_303]

We need to talk more about Beyoncé taking us to church in Ameriican Requiem

[Alex Eaker @aeaker_303]

How is her focus better than most drivers’

[Alex Eaker @aeaker_303]

And my childhood dermatologist was Dr. Urash

[Alex Eaker @aeaker_303]

My local weatherman growing up had the last name Sprinkle

[Jessica Whipple @Jessicawhippl17]

What is the best aptronym you've ever heard? Does it top Usain Bolt?

My arborist friend's last name is Underwood, which I think is pretty good...

What are some others?

(An aptronym is a name that suits the profession, literally or ironically.)

[Alex Eaker @aeaker_303]

Feeling the urge to cryptically tweet moody song lyrics, send help

[Palm Beach Midge @UnsaltedTops]

maybe the best cold open to ever exist

[Alex Eaker @aeaker_303]

@Captn_Hype @rowancheung There’s an archive article: https://t.co/8BF4yf1yZt

[kate♡ @unimpresst]

I hate dealing with fresh garlic. Each individual clove with their little fucking paperwork.