If you are a man who is going to the store today to get picked through, trampled on flowers for the mother of your children when you knew this holiday happens the same time every year, just know I hate you.
It’s also weird in that you’ll walk inside and it will be completely empty with no other customers and you’ll grab like three items and make your way to the checkout and then there’s somehow a line of 15 furious people
Last week I clocked out of work, went to my daughter’s daycare, popped her dislocated elbow back in place, and then went back to work. All in the span of 30 minutes. Mom life, I guess? 😅😂
@AWainwrightTV@wusa9 Imagine you are waiting to find out if your spouse just died and a reporter is shoving a camera and microphone in your face?? And then asks to see your last text message??? From your dead wife???