ann hog

Without a doubt the lowest, most awful creature to ever walk the planet

[ann hog @aeb1021]

@BlarpBlarpBlarp I heavily assumed that would be the case given this amazing ongoing twitter thread. I shall meet you on the other side!

[ann hog @aeb1021]

@BlarpBlarpBlarp Just fulfilling a crucial part of every bride’s dream wedding 😘

[ann hog @aeb1021]

@BlarpBlarpBlarp Just doing my civic duties 🫡

[ann hog @aeb1021]

@BlarpBlarpBlarp This is a masterpiece of the twitter art form

[Alex Ruppenthal @arupp]

New: Chicago Public Schools is ending forced enrollment in military-run JROTC classes after my investigation w/ @chalkbeatCHI revealed the practice at schools serving primarily Black and Latino students. Story co-published w/ @WBEZ https://t.co/zeoS8DEvEn

[ann hog @aeb1021]

World leaders in climate talks whilst there is a catastrophic natural disaster approximately every day

[Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez @AOC]

The prosecutor did not “make an error.” He lied.

He lied about the police killing a child.

Ending this isn’t just about consequences for who pulls the trigger. It’s about admitting to and confronting an entire system that exists to protect, defend, and cover up state violence.

[Stephanie Lulay @slulay2]

CHICAGO: Dangerous cold is coming. Here's how you can help ppl experiencing homelessness:

🧺 give out hand warmers, blankets, gift cards + food
🗒 share @ChiHomeless' shelter guide
💰 donate to @NightMinistry, @Franoutreach + others

✍️ @colinbphoto:
https://t.co/isymlp7eqN

[Indigenous Environmental Network @IENearth]

"Earth does not expect you to save her, she expects you to respect her. And we, as Indigenous peoples, expect the same." Nemonte Nenquim https://t.co/CgitkOOmew

[Alex Ruppenthal @arupp]

A new investigation from me and @BetterGov shows Illinois under both Bruce Rauner and @JBPritzker has failed to enforce a law requiring companies getting big tax breaks to report how much they spend with minority- and women-owned businesses.

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[ann hog @aeb1021]

I guess I’m tweeting again now for the amusement of my three (3) followers. Like and subscribe for more hot takes on the pressing issues facing our nation!

[ann hog @aeb1021]

An exorcism but for UTIs

[ann hog @aeb1021]

@BlarpBlarpBlarp Honestly that’s exactly what I picture Kenny Ortega looking like

[ann hog @aeb1021]

Kevin Durant is like if Lebron never came back from Miami

[ann hog @aeb1021]

@IanOrding Why have the gods forsaken us?

[ann hog @aeb1021]

Netflix only has the first Lord of the Rings movie and none of the others. Not even the extended version. I can’t think of a bigger fucking slap in the face to me or my livelihood

[ann hog @aeb1021]

The Warriors are supervillians. I will not be taking questions at this time

[ann hog @aeb1021]

@alex_lilly Hahaha banana memories: they stick with you

[ann hog @aeb1021]

I saw a girl open a banana with a bottle opener yesterday and I’m not sure if I’ll ever stop thinking about it

[ann hog @aeb1021]

One of my proudest accomplishments is never finding out what the yodeling Walmart boy was about