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I love Top Gun and hate C3PO.

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When I find myself in times of trouble

Kate Winslet’s character from Contagion comes to me

Speaking words of Wisdom

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I was judging my roommate for vacuuming in his Halloween costume until I realized I’m over here in a second costume I picked out specifically for pre-party house cleaning so I don’t mess up my actual costume

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If you live in San Francisco and someone recently stole a hat from you, I have it

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My car got broken into, a summary

Items taken:
-flashlight
-mini trash can (full of trash)
-granola bar

Items left:
-phone charger
-Oreos
-Trader Joe’s almond butter pretzel bites
-complete Twilight Saga (hardcover)
-hat

Items left that were not there before:
-a different hat

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@thiccassbutt I can’t stop thinking about this and what it would sound like

[Summer Harvey, MPH👩🏼‍💻 @cuterus_uterus]

Are you an epidemiologist if you don’t take pics at the broad street pump?

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I had an absolutely miserable time with JetBlue customer service and swore I’d never fly with them again, but then I learned about their self service in-flight snacks and ate 5+ bags of cheezeits in the air

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I thought someone on the subway was wearing their mask wrong but it turns out they were wearing an eyepatch

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@sammie_ec I got a bagel in the grand central terminal and it was sad, so I will need another bagel!!🥯

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I told myself I wasn’t going to be weird visiting the East Coast this week, but I might cry if I eat a bagel today

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@factaurial This was always the absolute funniest thing to me as a kid when I would visit California

[SparkNotes @SparkNotes]

having a shakespeare girl summer (I took a nap for 42 hours and everyone thought I died)

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@factaurial Fun Fact: SF genuinely does have more dogs than it does children!

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@factaurial I didn’t keep the one I caught!! But I did have to scavenge the basement for a vase to put these in bc I have too many fresh flowers in my house lol

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New rule: you’re allowed to catcall me, but only if you give me a bouquet for my troubles

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The parking lot attendant at the Trader Joe’s on Masonic should be given the keys to the city in recognition of his service

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How dare the person I posted my Instagram story for not view my Instagram story

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My fashion goal for the summer is somewhere between Princess Diana and a Gibson Girl