Lana

[Cloyd Rivers @CloydRivers]

Merica.

[Cloyd Rivers @CloydRivers]

Chris Pratt is a real American. 🇺🇸🇺🇸

[Lana @aebeidelman]

I start drinking and I wanna spend all my money

[Cloyd Rivers @CloydRivers]

If you need a reason to dislike me, I’m pro-America, pro-military, pro-law enforcement, pro-gun, and there’s only two genders. 🇺🇸🇺🇸

[Cloyd Rivers @CloydRivers]

To the Troops, police officers, EMTs, firefighters, nurses, and doctors: Thank you for working the holiday so others can enjoy theirs. 🇺🇸🇺🇸

[Cloyd Rivers @CloydRivers]

Preview of me on the 4th of July. Merica.

[Lana @aebeidelman]

Finally something we can all agree on

[Cloyd Rivers @CloydRivers]

Are you free this weekend?

*gazes into distance*
*bald eagle screeches*

This is America. I’m always free.
Merica.

[J @Jaideallisonn]

WE ARE NOT PICKING OUR NOSE, WE ARE ADJUSTING OUR NOSE PIERCING OK

[Cloyd Rivers @CloydRivers]

Merica.

[Cloyd Rivers @CloydRivers]

How to make a Liberal’s head explode. Merica.

[Cloyd Rivers @CloydRivers]

Salute the Troops. Merica.

[Cloyd Rivers @CloydRivers]

I wish the Greatest Generation, the men and women who won WW2, would come and teach the Entitled Generation a lesson or two. Merica.

[jeff @jeffxwilcox]

Little known fact: none of my friends are ugly. I’m actually not friends with any ugly people. If you’re my friend you’re hot, them’s the rules

[Lana @aebeidelman]

Literally our last landlord

[Lana @aebeidelman]

Healing and growth takes time. Especially my broken nail.

[Lana @aebeidelman]

Anyone else feel exhausted after having too much public interaction ?

[Lana @aebeidelman]

Zach, my husband, thought I parted my hair in the middle.... #ashamed

[Lana @aebeidelman]

I do not recommend eating garlic pasta and pickles when you have to wear a mask for 12 hours